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7,169If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 problems but a....ain't one!
Lyrics to the Jay-Z song 99 Problems
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a **** ain't one
I've got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash "
I'm from the hood, stupid! What type of facts are those?
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
I'm like, " critics!" You can kiss my whole *******
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well, I don't give a ****, so
Rap mags try and use my black ***
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, *******
I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches, ******, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a **** ain't one, hit me!
99 problems, but a **** ain't one
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a **** ain't one, hit me!
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother******* law
Got two choices, y'all: pull over the car or
Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
And I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jay
Plus, I got a few dollars I could fight the case
So I... pull over to the side of the road
I heard, "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader, sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well, you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four
License and registration and step out of the car
Are you carrying a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of ****, all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?"
Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack? You some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my ****
"Well, we'll see how smart you are when the K-9s come"
I got 99 problems, but a **** ain't one, hit me!
99 problems, but a **** ain't one
If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a **** ain't one, hit me!
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