Metal Gear Solid V: TPP - Action Runs - Goat Adventures

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Published on April 9, 2022 12:44:17 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1frOnZL_E8M

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015)

Duration: 14:06

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You will see why this has the title it does, if you make it to the end. And I'm almost certain this mission tricked me when first playing the game years ago. Then again, I guess D-Dog would have identified them a mile away and it's all my fault that I thought they were huddle of soldiers geared up and supporting the tank. We could start calling game glitches and special ed AI hijinks part of the trademark Kojima mindfucks, but I'm fairly certain this is genuine and that you are supposed to believe the mass of goats are soldiers..

As for the pineapples at the end... the goats looked hungry ...















You might say that nobody needs another MGSV gameplay video from now to the heat death, but technically you'd be wrong and on a cosmic scale, you'd win The Universe's Next Top Ugly Idiot for infinity. How could this happen... you ask. ...the 4kb cache in your brain alternating between it's prime directives of mucous based drool production, no unpissed in bed left behind and the inability to arrest OCP executives. Well Mr. Smarty Panties, its almost a forgone conclusion that the Universe is infinite in scale, infinite in time and will certainly have so many MGSV: TPP gameplay videos that those too will reach 999,999,999 + 1 and cease to be a number and then evolve into a quantity or volume that can only be expressed as word that we made up for something we will never truly comprehend, it's empty uselessness unable to quantify what vast proportions it supposedly defines, while it's imaginary measurement becomes infinintly more inaccurate as infinitiy's infinessence becomes more and more utterly out of our mind's grasp, as it always has been and always will be. Mom's basement is actually located in the 3D basement of Mom's 3rd Dimension and guess what? Even if we wanted to go outside and experience infinity, we are better off not going outside after all, as we barely can definite the concept with imagination but more importantly we don't have the senses or movement in space and time to really get the slightest of jist of what it really is. In fact, we are experiencing it now and when words fail us, a feeling redeems us. As I think that the true experience of infinity is that butterfly in your stomach, the one that flutters when we sometimes get that weird feeling of being very small and very big at the same time. I had a friend who had the feeling in a fever dream, I can sometimes reproduce it by laying in the dark and listening so somebody talk. For anybody that knows what I'm talking about, I think that's is what infinity is.


Thanks for reading, if you did and sorry if that sounds like 3rd grade physics vomited out by Ms Teen Inbred USA. I'm not crazy, I may be cringy and rude though but nothing personal. See, I found that writing stream of consciousness paragraphs on a single subject, helps me to genuinely relax mentally. Think if it as reverse ADHD, just all in your brain and thoughts. Although it's not producing Einstein level though 99% of the time. It's the little prick next door you'd like to drop kick into traffic most days. As to why I don't just type it into a txt file then delete it is probably the same reason why dick picks actually get sent and your local attention whore posts that selfie or video 20 more times before lunch. The internet, computing and technology has never been impersonal and cold to me. I'm aware that there are hairy, breathing, sweating humans on the other side of most devices out there and it just isn't ur mom.

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