[Rimworld] Randy Random Hates These Elves (Soviet Mercenary Elves)

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Published on September 27, 2025 4:30:09 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_IQ79RiSo

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One Small Step for Elves, One Giant Screw-Up for Elfkind...
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Randy Random has always been cruel, but for the Soviet Mercenary Elves, his hatred burns with a special intensity. Every time the outpost begins to thrive, Randy strikes harder—raids, mechanoid assaults, infestations, blights, wildfires, you name it. The Elves can’t catch a break, and honestly? They probably deserve it. Between raiding for resources, starting wars with the Empire, and funneling more manpower into vodka production than food production, these mercenaries practically beg the storyteller to punish them.

From barracks on a hillside to half-burnt temples, from desperate mountain marches to stolen Imperial tech, the Elves keep building, fighting, and drinking their way through disaster after disaster. And now, with a barely-functional gravship finally cobbled together, Randy is more determined than ever to remind them: no empire rises on the rim without blood, fire, and suffering.

Will the Soviet Mercenary Elves endure Randy’s wrath and claw their way to glory, or will their hubris collapse into yet another cautionary tale of vodka-fueled failure? Either way, Randy wins.

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