Shite On Toast - Star Trek: The Next Generation! (GB, 1993)

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Alright, so from a technical standpoint this isn't a bad game. It does everything it's supposed to do without crashing disgracefully.

But god damn is it a fucking bore. GO HERE. ZAP ENEMY THAT DOESN'T FIGHT BACK. TRANSPORT SOME HYPERACTIVE FUCKFACE THAT WON'T STAY STILL.

The handling is dreadful. I thought the Enterprise was some sort of top-line space cruiser? It can travel at several times the speed of light ferfucksakes, why does it steer like a rowboat with spoons for oars? Not only that but this in turn makes targeting your enemy a bitch... although that's not much of a problem, because they seem content enough to just glide around with about as much threat as a moth.

Don't even get me started on that fucking transporter bullshit.







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