♫SHORT SHORT MAN by Princess Peach, SNES Arrangement - NintendoComplete
93This is my "Mario-fied" arrangement of Gillette's "Short Short Man." I have arranged it for native playback on SNES hardware, and the audio was recorded directly from a launch-model SNES console.
I'll be right up front here: I don't know what possessed me to spend the time making this. The idea just randomly occurred to me, and the thought of Princess Toadstool/Peach shaming Mario for his... um, stature (let's go with that!) made me laugh far more than I'm willing to openly admit. Let's just say it was an idea, and that I went with it.
They come from the Mushroom Kingdom, after all! It does seem like there's a cruel bit of irony here in that Mario's a plumber, though.
(For an especially disturbing experience, think about Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels as you watch!)
Does anyone else remember this ridiculous song? I seem to recall that there was also a not "radio friendly" version of it, but far be it from me to make Princess Phallic Legume utter such vulgarity.
I did chuck in a few fun Mario bits to make the song match the joke. The Yoshi bongos are out in full force here, a coin sound shields delicate ears from potentially saucy language, and I even included a random break for the Athletic theme from Super Mario World, mainly because I wanted to include a random break for the Athletic theme from Super Mario World. That ended up being my favorite part of the whole thing!
I hope you all enjoy the arrangement!
And if you liked this one and would like to check out my other arrangements, I have a playlist of them all right here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3gSj_kh1fHueSujqQR8xQQ84DWIjrU4F
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