SQUARE, STOP MAKING GAMES! A Funny Forspoken Micro-Review
17A funny Forspoken Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Square. Fucking stop.
Stop making games. Specifically, games like Forsaken (Forspoken)—that have all the aesthetic inclinations of latter-day Final Fantasy but somehow even less of a soul. I don’t care about New York, or why this one black lady is now in wherever the fuck this is. Yes, this is because I’m racist but also because you obviously don’t care either with your shitty writing and crappy open-world filled with enough garbage that Assassin’s Creed would tell you to tone it down. Speaking of, I’m sure you’re really proud of your anime parkour and gun-fu combat, but you fucking suck at making action games so at this point hiring a ghost-writer like you did before is a service to both yourself and the paying public. Go back to stretching out your Final Fantasy 7 remake because that’s all you’re even semi-competent at anymore and get this shit outta here!
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