DON'T MISS THIS GAME! A Funny Sifu Micro-Review
16A funny Sifu Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Fuck all else is coming out in January so hopefully you didn’t miss this one from last year because you’re a racist jerk who thinks kung-fu isn’t real.
It isn’t, but don’t let that stop you from playing this awesome game. Deep, weighty combat wrapped around a roguelike core centered around reincarnation if Buddha was a big fan of John Wick movies—which coincidentally means if you’re a smarty pants who buys this game on PC, you can load the game with mods until it becomes the best Matrix, Daredevil, Batman, Moonknight, Street Fighter or Tifa tossing out her regulars during closing hour at the 7th Heaven game you ever played. Get it!