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15In the ring of Super Punch Out, where legends throw a stout,
There's a boxer named Bald Bull, with a belly that's quite full.
He charges like a bull, but his moves are kinda dull,
Dodging left and right, you'll need some skill to pull.
Little Mac's the champ, with a punch that's like a stamp,
Knocking out opponents, like soda from a can.
King Hippo's on the scene, his weakness is unseen,
Hit him in the belly, and watch his pants turn green.
Gabby Jay's a chatter, his jaw's a constant clatter,
But in the ring, his punches don't really matter.
Soda Popinski, with a name so fizzy,
His moves are wild, but his weakness is so frisky.
Von Kaiser's got a stash, his punches make a splash,
But dodge and weave, and he turns into hash.
Aran Ryan's from Ireland, his style is quite wild,
But watch out for his headbutt, it's not so mild.
Glass Joe's the starter, his skills are a non-starter,
But he keeps on coming, like a bad-smelling farter.
Bear Hugger's in the woods, chopping down some goods,
But in the ring, his punches are misunderstood.
Super Punch Out, with its characters so stout,
A game of punches, where timing is what it's all about.
So step into the ring, with laughter and a shout,
And have a blast in this goofy, knockout bout!
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