Super Smash Bros. for Wii U - All-Star Mode - Fox (Hard)

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Published on January 12, 2015 4:48:41 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LNWrt-H0O4

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Super Smash Bros. for Wii U (2014)

Duration: 12:51

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Despite Fox being there, Palutena didn't say anything to him. Confused that she wasn't talking, Fox turned to Chris. "Chris, WHY isn't SHE talKING?" he asked in an uncharacteristic tone of voice that reminded the teen about an unlucky friend of his who had gone through an awkward phase of puberty during his teenage years... Except this time, the 30-year old Fox had somehow regressed back to those awful years himself.

Chris's cringing look was enough for Palutena to talk. "Ugh, this is the worst. I refuse to continue this conversation with YOU sounding like this." Her staff started to glow. "I don't care if I get sued or complained to. I will fix you up in a jiffy!"

"WhAT?" Fox asked, until a light shone down on him and caused a small blink over his throat to appear for a brief moment. He started to cough right after the light went away, though he was coughing too hard that he had to grab his throat with both hands. "Ugh...!"

"There we go," the goddess said, smiling for a job well done. "Now we can continue. Congratulations for your victory, hobo in a spaceship!" she congratulated.

After feeling better, Fox glared at her. "Geez, you woman! Your kind of bloke is just the worst! I feel disgusted that I was harmed by such a goddess like you!" he spoke...

Chris winced and then looked at her sporting a thoughtful look. "Palutena, why does he sound British all of a sudden? Oh wait, that's stupid to ask because you did it," he said.

"Snarky much? Fortunately, there is such a thing as second chances!" Palutena boasted as she, once again, called that throat-harming light on Fox without his consent. He, once more started to cough and felt strange. "Let us not miss the beat of this discussion. Tell us about your Final Smash."

Fox stopped coughing and glared at her. When he spoke, however... "Baba-da baba-du baba babadubaduba badah," he said.

The teen and the goddess exchanged bewildered looks. "Did you understand anything he just said?" Palutena asked.

"No, but you went back WAY too far and now he's talking in his Super Nintendo gibberish voice!" Chris complained. "And we don't have text boxes to read what he's saying!"

"U-um, FRET NOT! THIRD CHANCES ARE THE BEST!" the goddess boasted. Fox had to suffer through the same process, though he only had a peeved look on his face as he felt his throat being squeezed. "There! Testing, testing..."

"I'm fine now! Why the hell did you do that for?!" Fox asked, his glaring eyes wide.

Chris and Palutena sighed. The teen said, "Oh, thank god."

"Me," Palutena interjected.

"You for fixing his voice," Chris said.

She giggled and asked the angry vulpine, "Tell us about your... Wait, what's so great about calling a tank into battle?" she realized as she crossed her arms. "You purposely waste infinite power just to call a tank?"

Fox stared blankly. "...Yeah?" he said.

"Geez! You make my Final Smash look much better because that DOES need some extra oomph to pull off. Why don't you just have a remote control nearby without wasting the Smash Ball? You could probably transform into something weird since you come from a futuristic era where technology is pretty wonky."

The vulpine then looked at Chris. "...She sort of does have a point," Chris said.

Fox grumbled in thought. "Hmm, I think I'll let her go this one time on that..." he mused.

"How 'bout I suggest you to make black holes and giant lasers appear? Right up your alley, right?" Palutena suggested.

The vulpine grinned. "Not bad," he said.

"Sorry. That's already taken by yours truly."

"Oh, bullcrap!" Fox complained as he heard her giggle and Chris sigh loudly.

Key Notes:
- There are some particular notes I should make clear to watch out against certain groups, assuming your health is low or huge enough. From every group, you must watch out for a particular character:
1) Rosalina & Luma: They can rack up the damage a lot, and their AI is smarter than the rest of their team.
2) Do NOT let Lucario linger for too much if it's received a lot of damage. Besides that one, the Villager is utterly dangerous with nearly everything he does...including the slingshot.
3) Charizard and its Flare Blitz are murder. Pikachu and its Thunder. Sheik's bomb and Up B. Ness is a dire threat when he uses his B specials...and the yo-yo attacks. His bat is somehow not so dangerous.
4) The space furries and their Reflectors for projectiles that will end you. Dedede and his Gordo Throw.
5) Marth and Palutena because of their broken Counters.
6) The whole team is a threat, except for Bowser (somehow) and ROB. Samus' Charged Shot likes to blow you up. Duck Hunt's exploding cans will destroy you at over 100%.
7) Little Mac's Counter, Mario's Cape, and Pac-Man's Fire Hydrant.

- Fox hits hard, is fast enough to escape from punishment, and he has a reflector. Unless you're not used to him that much, you'll be fine handling the enemies.

Watch, enjoy, and comment, everyone.

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