TacoRemix Classic: MOTLB - God's Tournament (2005)
5DISCLAIMER: The following Video is a part of TacoRemix Classic and was created back in 2004 - 2008 by three 16 Year-old kids and no way reflects the actions and beliefs of said people now. We were in high school and wanted to have fun creating Flash videos. The Videos of TacoRemix Classics were put on this channel to preserve said videos and give nostalgic feeling in smooth 1080p 60fps (or 12fps if you want to get technical).
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Original Description (Courtesy of http://newgrounds.com)
The Misadventures Of The Lost Boys: God's Tournament.
Well our buddy Pflop made an updated version of an Alpha Roster our Webmaster did. So the master of the fightscenes put together almost all of mine and Ian's flash characters and had a mysterious trophy make them fight... ready for the twist? HE'S GOD!
This was a quote from Pflop, badass of the group of 5 known as the lost boys:
"So after my usual afternoon coffee I headed too the local pub to get my usual afternoon alcohol when I spotted this store that I had never spotted before. This site was very perplexing sense I had been living in this town for over fifty years and I know any and all historical landmarks in the tri-state area. I quickly shimmied and two-stepped my way across the street to get a closer look at this intriguing place. The windows had been tinted black so that any passer-biers could not look through and the only sign of life was a doormat that read "RACECAR." At that particular moment I realized I was reading the doormat upside down so I quickly turned it around and read it again... it still read "RACECAR." I was not very pleased with this so I tossed a brick through the tinted black window and you would not believe what stood before me then... before my eyes... in front of me... Right in front of me... it was a tall handsome man with a shinny cup for a head and a name tag that read god. I asked the man why he was standing here and why had I never seen this story before... he did not answer. We stood there in silence, staring into each other's eyes waiting for the other to speak but know one did. At that very moment the light shinning through the window had vanished and I was left standing in pitch black with this odd fellow. I started to panic and began to throw punches into the dark hitting nothing but air. After a good twenty minutes of spinning and twirling I became extremely exhausted and preceded to pass out onto the floor. I have no idea how long I was lying there but what I do know is when I awoke I was laying in a hospital bed with my legs severed from my body. I soon found out from the nurses that I was involved in a brawl with ten or so other men and that she said I was lucky to be alive. I wish I was dead, some how I lost my cock in the tussle. I don't know how, I don't know where it went, but I swear I will find the man who stole it, and kill him for what he did to me. Him and his shinny head, thinks he's so cool, HE'S NOT, oh his day will come, his day will come."
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► All TacoRemix Videos Were created Using Adobe Premiere Pro. Animated In Macromedia Flash 6 & Adobe Flash CS6.
► Audio for all New Videos and TacoRemix Intro and TacoRemix Classic Intro was created with a Yeti - Blue, Recorded on Audacity.
► TacoRemix Classic Videos created by Mark "Tink" "TacoRemix" Emery, Philip "Bubba" "Pflop" Rowland and Ian "DeathCab" Boldon, with special appearances by Bryan "Thrill Kill" Thill, Christian "Christ One" Espinoza, and Brian "Twinkky" Low. All Character Models Belong to Mark Timothy Emery and are allowed to be used provided written consent and a link to the TacoRemix Social Media links.
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