Wild West Crops

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Published on June 10, 2023 12:23:26 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y91fc_Fhao

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The Wild West (2007)

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Imagine living in a society where delicious-looking vegetables try to kill you. My eleven-year-old kid, who will do anything to avoid eating any type of vegetable, seems to already be a resident of that universe, but this is only a game and not real life. This most recent product from Ratalaika Games, known for its cheap, disposable games with absurdly simple achievement lists, is called Wild West Crops. We have to sort some pretentious vegetables in it.

The Wild West Crops narrative is quite dreadful. You can picture the situation in the workplace, to be completely fair to the script writer: "I have got an idea for a game where you have to shoot vegetables. Create a scenario that makes sense in some way!" The poor narrative writer is sitting there with their head in their hands, wondering why they wasted their time attending game writing school in the first place. What has happened is that a radioactive meteorite is said to have struck Earth one day, causing all the crops to suddenly develop sentience, spring from the earth, and go on the rampage. We, as Sheriff Gatito, a cat in a cowboy hat with a dependable six-shooter, have been given the responsibility of burying these crops once more.