You are SINGLE for Playing Games This Way!
Here's an interesting statement.
"Most people would prefer to chill in a couch in front of a TV with friends than be alone on a PC."
Yeah, I don't know about that. Considering that there are loads of PC gamers around the world, there are plenty of those that really don't mind sitting in front of the desk playing games by themselves. And hey, just because you're in front of the desk doesn't mean you're on your own.
"Tell me you're single without telling me."
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Oh, here we go again. If he is single, so what? Your only response seems to be "Haha look at this single loser." If he isn't single (he isn't), then the joke is on you.
The internet really should stop glamorizing being in a relationship as this beautiful thing that everyone should strive for and realize it more as this mentally draining work of fulfilling each other's needs while dealing with your significant other's flaws, while they're also dealing with your flaws. Anyone who makes fun of others for being single has never been in a relationship and better off shutting their mouths up.
"No wife would let that monstrosity sit in the living room."
Bro, even I wouldn't let my computer desk on my living room. It's not the right place for that unless I live in a studio apartment. I mean by that point, where else are you going to put it? It's less about having a wife not letting you do it, and more about being a sensible human being who wouldn't let their personal workspace invade the living rooms.