You Get Dumber In The Presence of Your Phone!
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One of these dogs is a cat that’s anomaly detection
No jargon and no boring shit, just emotional connection
Stand on the empirical evidence, like Gina loves shoes
And she watched all 19 movies from the Marvel Cinematic U
Always tell the truth be transparent without fail because
Nicole’s first job out of college and her bosses went to jail
Let your audience build
Their own communi-tay
Give them a voice
And then mostly get out of the way
Know your biases
Comms must transform
You get dumber
In the presence of your phone
We live in a time when a foreign government can target us, oh no!
So why should your people spend an hour on the phone about their PTO?
Well assistant is here to help - turn by turn for everyone
To hear more about that and bagels - you can go talk to Gillian
One phish two phish red phish blue phish - vigilant we must remain
One idea is a poetry based IT phishing campaign
Every 90 seconds you’re interrupted while you work
Those are not insights, those are charts
Your brain makes 3500 decisions everyday
It’s not survey fatigue - maybe it’s just shitty surveys
Protect employee trust, look out for news that’s fake
And maybe let your employees choose your new baby’s name
Your team will love increasing the WAM
You’ll get budget to improve the WAM
Your CEO will know her WAM
Greg will hug you if you believe in WAM
Hi there! If you're new around these parts, welcome. I'm Jonathan Mann. I write a song every single day, and I've been doing that for the last 10+ years.
Through sick days, tired days, days with no inspiration, the death of my grandma, the breakup of a 5 year long relationship, the marriage to my wife and the birth of our son - I've never missed a day. This is my life's work.
Other Videos By Jonathan Mann
| 2019-05-30 | To The Woman Who Yelled |
| 2019-05-29 | The Real Deal |
| 2019-05-28 | My Screws Are Not Proprietary (machine learning) |
| 2019-05-27 | I Finally Get To Play Breath of The Wild |
| 2019-05-26 | Covered In My Sweat (improvised) |
| 2019-05-25 | Start With Grief (improvised) |
| 2019-05-24 | Lost & Found |
| 2019-05-23 | It Doesn't Matter (improvised) |
| 2019-05-22 | I Wrote This Song Just For You |
| 2019-05-22 | Panic Attack (A Song Made With Machine Learning) |
| 2019-05-20 | You Get Dumber In The Presence of Your Phone! |
| 2019-05-19 | Run Up The Hill Today (improvised) |
| 2019-05-18 | On The Ferris Wheel, The Proof of Love (live at RARE AF 2) |
| 2019-05-17 | Goodbye Grumpy Cat |
| 2019-05-17 | Fuck You Alabama, Fuck You Georgia |
| 2019-05-15 | Get My Butt Out of The Seat |
| 2019-05-14 | Chris McQuarrie Hates To Say It But Craig Mazin Is Right |
| 2019-05-13 | Madness and A Cruel Streak Are Not The Same |
| 2019-05-12 | I'm Coming For You |
| 2019-05-11 | Going To Watch My Niece Play Soccer (improvised) |
| 2019-05-10 | Make Jeff Bezos Pay His Taxes |