| 1. | Venture on an adventure to curve your denture | 1,862 | | Path of Exile
|
| 2. | poking about where AI shouldn't be, stormy weather, captain's audio log | 1,358 | | Observer
|
| 3. | Cutting edge of Tuesday | 1,356 | | Postal 2
|
| 4. | Transalaskan drama story, played by dumbarse borington | 1,252 | |
|
| 5. | Badly infiltrating Biolab | 1,152 | | Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
|
| 6. | Arrival into big city, no shield from my stupidity, things still don't look all that pretty | 1,094 | | Venetica
|
| 7. | Jensen's sloppy sneak, played by complete and ueter Geek | 911 | |
|
| 8. | Inner City, Smitty and fights that aren't pretty | 755 | | Venetica
|
| 9. | Boat ride, judging the judge and some middling moronicity on my end | 752 | | Mafia III
|
| 10. | lost in wasteland, unreliable death hand and irradiated sand | 728 | | Wasteland 2
|
| 11. | clips the game, who is to blame | 675 | | Her Story
|
| 12. | simpleton splattered by snake squad | 672 | | Darkstone
|
| 13. | Sneaky Jensen, contrived beginnings | 670 | |
|
| 14. | Role playing, slowly failing. | 628 | | Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire
|
| 15. | bloody path of samurai, played by bloody useless player | 588 | | Trek to Yomi
|
| 16. | Fable Female fairytale | 550 | | Venetica
|
| 17. | The new content and some classical ending | 481 | | The Stanley Parable
|
| 18. | things went awry, and everyone should die | 439 | | Stasis
|
| 19. | why the hell is the game like this | 434 | | Tell Me Why
|
| 20. | railway station, meandering exploration | 430 | | Wasteland 2
|
| 21. | bad player great combat restrictive story | 418 | |
|
| 22. | feuds, bots, wildlife. Confused by even starlight | 408 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
|
| 23. | dead like Ed, unfed undead pose next to no threat | 402 | | State of Decay 2
|
| 24. | sloppy sneaking | 365 | | Assassin's Creed
|
| 25. | sunsoaked, sleazzeball buzniess venture with moron trying to play the adventure | 361 | | Shakedown: Hawaii
|
| 26. | Observe me fail for 2 hours, the space edition | 357 | | Observer
|
| 27. | horror of completely inept player smacking their hollowed head against game that wants to be movie | 348 | | Observation
|
| 28. | Post4l explorer Tuesday Part II, AnusInn (mid town) | 346 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
|
| 29. | real slick estate agent, slightly Yakuza related | 345 | | Yakuza 0
|
| 30. | too scared to play even 30 minutes | 309 | | Visage
|
| 31. | Maddhouse maddness, gore some sadness, immeasurable player badness | 295 | | Second Sight
|
| 32. | Stars in the dark, scars and imaginary chalk | 292 | | Genesis Noir
|
| 33. | power of talking, tidal forces are lurking, binding and commanding | 289 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
|
| 34. | Paper thin magics, and about as strong player that is i am tragic at this | 282 | |
|
| 35. | how not to play open world, or maybe design them | 281 | | Just Cause
|
| 36. | Fancy murder Noire detective story, with aspirations beyond planetary | 270 | | Genesis Noir
|
| 37. | Excellent weapon, appalling player | 268 | | BPM: Bullets Per Minute
|
| 38. | Gravitational pull on mindless fool | 265 | | Genesis Noir
|
| 39. | Mansion of madnes, caverns of cruelty | 257 | | Mansions of Madness
|
| 40. | Poseidon and sinking player | 254 | | Apotheon
|
| 41. | Warrioirs Mangochi | 249 | | One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4
|
| 42. | Bad banking, bloody butchery | 248 | | Hitman 2
|
| 43. | Hedon back into the grove | 246 | | Hedon Bloodrite
|
| 44. | weak player, story to strong, combat intrigues but also feels wrong | 245 | | Scarlet Nexus
|
| 45. | stupid player still dumbfounded by BPM gets another failed attempt in | 233 | | BPM: Bullets Per Minute
|
| 46. | Stupid amongst stars, searching schemeing, sloothing | 229 | | Imperium Galactica II: Alliances
|
| 47. | slow confused process, plenty gore to withness | 226 | | Wrath: Aeon of Ruin
|
| 48. | Craig's crappy carnage | 224 | |
|
| 49. | Meandering maddeningly | 224 | | Anachronox
|
| 50. | Loge Carnage | 220 | | Viscerafest
|
| 51. | Bad player, questionable mechanics, harsh combat | 214 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
|
| 52. | More questionable attempts at a language, and horrible player | 208 | | Hrot
|
| 53. | Good old heroics | 208 | | Heroes of Might and Magic III
|
| 54. | Lost soul lets the blood flow | 207 | | Planescape: Torment
|
| 55. | from the sea to the castle XIII and his hustle | 200 | | XIII
|
| 56. | when Rico was young | 195 | | Just Cause
|
| 57. | Colours, musical and end, vicious drinking or multi-friend | 191 | | Genesis Noir
|
| 58. | Cop out on copology through use of superior firepower (and playing like shooter not tactical game) | 190 | | SWAT 4
|
| 59. | classic shooter complete cretin playing | 187 | |
|
| 60. | Drowning depths, deluge of villains, horrid player | 178 | | AquaNox
|
| 61. | Downfall of Demio's Demon Drahb | 169 | |
|
| 62. | dream a little dream that only you believe | 166 | | Dreamscaper
|
| 63. | Now to create myself an imbalanced world | 160 | | Empire Earth II
|
| 64. | Getting the TV, still being atrociously bad at the game | 157 | | POSTAL: Brain Damaged
|
| 65. | chaoss and seemingly chance* victory | 156 | |
|
| 66. | Shadow dancing, guard prancing, amulet stealing kunai dealing shadow of vengance | 155 | | Aragami
|
| 67. | Ninjas and facefull of script | 154 | | Hedon Bloodrite
|
| 68. | Sunday stains and rivers of blood | 154 | | Rivers of Blood
|
| 69. | one conffused idiot fails at basic puzzle games | 146 | |
|
| 70. | Look a thalos! When idiiot meets logic results are fervently tragic | 146 | |
|
| 71. | Cores, androids, rebellions, and one shite player | 137 | | ReCore
|
| 72. | Brutal boss, paper invasion and 8th binding (of 10) | 134 | |
|
| 73. | sanbox growth of banana republic | 134 | | Tropico 3
|
| 74. | Chasing keys, killing lackeys and computer freeze at the end | 131 | | Halo: The Master Chief Collection
|
| 75. | hellmaker land | 131 | | Earth 2140
|
| 76. | Post4l explorer Tuesday part III, western (prison, cop station) | 130 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
|
| 77. | Bad player uses bad planning and bad playing, also spider mechs | 129 | | Earth 2140
|
| 78. | Funkiest of styles, gameplay not being my grove still | 126 | | The Anacrusis
|
| 79. | Stabbaton Beach with crazy murderous ... | 126 | | Party Hard
|
| 80. | Little coaster upgrade here or there | 117 | | RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic
|
| 81. | Rivers and chippin' in, random side stuff creeping in | 114 | | Cyberpunk 2077
|
| 82. | Meddling in international affairs using methods some would consider unfair | 112 | | Europa Universalis IV
|
| 83. | Sick dead world | 101 | | Plague Inc.
|
| 84. | four sans one, flour and "fun" soon there will be none | 100 | |
|
| 85. | Badly played vampire the nazi hunter | 100 | | BloodRayne
|
| 86. | Lunatic's Lunar lodging | 99 | | House Flipper
|
| 87. | Taking ways, painting rays | 96 | | Forza Horizon 4
|
| 88. | Absurd amounts of player based failure, but incredibly intrusive mission design | 95 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
|
| 89. | bloody business and meandering Malakai (because player is idiot) | 94 | | Requiem: Avenging Angel
|
| 90. | awfull player, damned good game | 93 | | Ruiner
|
| 91. | Saturday of gore fountains | 92 | | Postal 2
|
| 92. | Korthosian Karnage | 91 | |
|
| 93. | Robbin Rude, spiteful steal | 91 | |
|
| 94. | El Poorsidente, decade of broke is what i invoke | 87 | | Tropico 3
|
| 95. | significantly MORE than dozen minutes spent playing this "indie" game | 87 | | Twelve Minutes
|
| 96. | i play some games yes why do you ask? | 84 | |
|
| 97. | Mad doctor, bad hospital and a single loose arm someone's forgotten on the ground | 84 | | Shadowrun Returns
|
| 98. | Just a snowy transportation corp | 79 | | OpenTTD
|
| 99. | crussader no retort as player gets pummelled by their own bad skills | 78 | | Crusader: No Remorse
|
| 100. | insanely clever visuals, insanely cretinous player | 75 | | Gorogoa
|
