| 1. | Transalaskan drama story, played by dumbarse borington | 5 | |
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| 2. | Cutting edge of Tuesday | 5 | | Postal 2
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| 3. | Venture on an adventure to curve your denture | 4 | | Path of Exile
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| 4. | Sneaky Jensen, contrived beginnings | 4 | |
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| 5. | Inner City, Smitty and fights that aren't pretty | 4 | | Venetica
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| 6. | Arrival into big city, no shield from my stupidity, things still don't look all that pretty | 4 | | Venetica
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| 7. | Stars in the dark, scars and imaginary chalk | 4 | | Genesis Noir
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| 8. | The new content and some classical ending | 4 | | The Stanley Parable
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| 9. | Role playing, slowly failing. | 4 | | Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire
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| 10. | simpleton splattered by snake squad | 4 | | Darkstone
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| 11. | Badly infiltrating Biolab | 4 | | Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
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| 12. | how not to play open world, or maybe design them | 3 | | Just Cause
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| 13. | Questionable city design, meandering sandbox play | 3 | | Cities: Skylines
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| 14. | Craig's crappy carnage | 3 | |
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| 15. | feuds, bots, wildlife. Confused by even starlight | 3 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 16. | base building waiting for minutes on end 6 | 3 | | No Man's Sky
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| 17. | El Poorsidente, decade of broke is what i invoke | 3 | | Tropico 3
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| 18. | clips the game, who is to blame | 3 | | Her Story
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| 19. | dream a little dream that only you believe | 3 | | Dreamscaper
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| 20. | Sauna and Living room virtual house coming soon | 3 | | House Flipper
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| 21. | Funkiest of styles, gameplay not being my grove still | 3 | | The Anacrusis
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| 22. | Badly played vampire the nazi hunter | 3 | | BloodRayne
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| 23. | Post4l explorer Tuesday Part II, AnusInn (mid town) | 3 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
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| 24. | poking about where AI shouldn't be, stormy weather, captain's audio log | 3 | | Observer
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| 25. | Meandering maddeningly | 3 | | Anachronox
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| 26. | drama club of literate lusties | 3 | |
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| 27. | things went awry, and everyone should die | 3 | | Stasis
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| 28. | Saturday of gore fountains | 3 | | Postal 2
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| 29. | Poseidon and sinking player | 3 | | Apotheon
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| 30. | from the sea to the castle XIII and his hustle | 3 | | XIII
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| 31. | Downfall of Demio's Demon Drahb | 3 | |
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| 32. | Excellent weapon, appalling player | 3 | | BPM: Bullets Per Minute
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| 33. | Paper thin magics, and about as strong player that is i am tragic at this | 3 | |
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| 34. | sanbox growth of banana republic | 3 | | Tropico 3
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| 35. | (abusing guide) Progressing so hard it gotten my character locked up in madhouse | 3 | |
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| 36. | horror of completely inept player smacking their hollowed head against game that wants to be movie | 3 | | Observation
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| 37. | stupid player still dumbfounded by BPM gets another failed attempt in | 3 | | BPM: Bullets Per Minute
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| 38. | sloppy sneaking | 3 | | Assassin's Creed
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| 39. | the world turtle | 3 | | Forza Horizon 4
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| 40. | Look a thalos! When idiiot meets logic results are fervently tragic | 3 | |
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| 41. | Ninjas and facefull of script | 3 | | Hedon Bloodrite
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| 42. | reVoltingly bad play of mediocre "racing" game | 2 | | Re-Volt
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| 43. | Stupid amongst stars, searching schemeing, sloothing | 2 | | Imperium Galactica II: Alliances
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| 44. | and that is why i fucking hate this genre | 2 | |
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| 45. | Meandering about universe, later part exploring SOME new features | 2 | | No Man's Sky
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| 46. | Bonerattling at dwarven lords, with magic of cheat power | 2 | | Disciples II: Dark Prophecy
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| 47. | Inept player, legendary campaign | 2 | |
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| 48. | psychic sideckick and war with controls | 2 | | Second Sight
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| 49. | Great atmpsphere shitty underlying systems, shittier player | 2 | | Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones
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| 50. | Undergroudn racing game, now featuring girlfriend system | 2 | | Street Racing Syndicate
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| 51. | Maddening self-insistance on sneaky, idiotic console style aim | 2 | | Second Sight
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| 52. | skylands slaughter | 2 | |
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| 53. | Turning town red, all the blood to be had | 2 | | Assassin's Creed
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| 54. | Farcical amount of failing by awfull player | 2 | | SWAT 4
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| 55. | Slookarijj's might, undead delight | 2 | | Disciples II: Dark Prophecy
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| 56. | Killer shadow, played badly by stupid fellow | 2 | | Aragami
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| 57. | offcourse it blows up | 2 | | Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
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| 58. | Hordes vs Lords eventualy tank vs dragons | 2 | | Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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| 59. | Maddhouse maddness, gore some sadness, immeasurable player badness | 2 | | Second Sight
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| 60. | playing, claying and disobeying | 2 | | Mafia III
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| 61. | accidentally silent video - some minor crimes and saving Po again | 2 | |
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| 62. | Warring the god of war | 2 | | Apotheon
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| 63. | Once upon a time F1 used to be glorious | 2 | | Assetto Corsa
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| 64. | Shifters and shifting characters around | 2 | |
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| 65. | poking my past misstakes with a stick, no savegame = no progress | 2 | |
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| 66. | Jailtime and Jack time | 2 | | Fable Anniversary
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| 67. | Loge Carnage | 2 | | Viscerafest
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| 68. | Racer CHUMPion | 2 | | Star Wars Episode I: Racer
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| 69. | Ominous foreshadowing, poematic writings | 2 | | Doki Doki Literature Club!
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| 70. | Monzathon | 2 | | Assetto Corsa
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| 71. | buttnick's butting blastoff | 2 | | Retro City Rampage
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| 72. | Gore gourmet | 2 | | Ultrakill
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| 73. | one conffused idiot fails at basic puzzle games | 2 | |
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| 74. | shitty shoveler, advetures of how not to play platformer games | 2 | | Shovel Knight
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| 75. | city of fun, city of gun | 2 | | Retro City Rampage
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| 76. | Imbecile poking at nearly 30 year old clever game | 2 | | The Even More Incredible Machine
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| 77. | Intergalactic Waaagh conclusion | 2 | | Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
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| 78. | bad player great combat restrictive story | 2 | |
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| 79. | vault of the night chain (sans raid) | 2 | |
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| 80. | slick hopity shooter game concept, played by am absolute moron | 2 | |
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| 81. | Monday the main set of misions | 2 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
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| 82. | not so stealthy assasination and questionablr determination | 2 | | Assassin's Creed
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| 83. | little bit of racing and race fixing, ineptitude of player downright oozing | 2 | | Driver: Parallel Lines
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| 84. | quicksilver and slow building up of a base (slightly better than 2 hour waiting time) | 2 | | No Man's Sky
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| 85. | Binding 8, feeling little weak | 2 | |
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| 86. | Brutal game, bad player | 2 | | Requiem: Avenging Angel
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| 87. | strange bugs, killing thugs | 2 | | Mafia III
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| 88. | Boat ride, judging the judge and some middling moronicity on my end | 2 | | Mafia III
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| 89. | same as the first one | 2 | | Geneforge 2
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| 90. | an insult to the name, he genre and concept of physics | 2 | | FlatOut 4: Total Insanity
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| 91. | DDO basics, and some questionable gameplay | 2 | |
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| 92. | Crypts and hands wetlands and badlands | 2 | | Path of Exile
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| 93. | Most unstrategic brain experiences no gain | 2 | |
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| 94. | Curti's casual screwabouts | 2 | |
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| 95. | very bad play of very complex RTS | 2 | |
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| 96. | Restless isles, lost and conffused | 2 | |
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| 97. | Now to create myself an imbalanced world | 2 | | Empire Earth II
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| 98. | Monza, Imola, Suzuka | 2 | | Assetto Corsa
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| 99. | swatting bullets zip locking suspects | 2 | | SWAT 4
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| 100. | Fire pits, blood pools, and general moron player shinanigans | 2 | | Prodeus
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