| 1. | nothing ever happens, and I wonder...Turn and turn around and all that i can see:an empty territory | 5:07:56 | | Civilization III
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| 2. | Luck over Skill? 4 Hours of Pain in Rockay City's Warehouse Hell | 4:33:16 | |
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| 3. | Wacky Warren brutal omen | 4:30:01 | |
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| 4. | Stuffy seditary style of ceasing opportune play | 4:24:19 | | Empire Earth II
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| 5. | Botany Breakers | 3:56:04 | | RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic
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| 6. | Miserable failure plays mass effect two | 3:56:03 | Let's Play | Mass Effect 2
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| 7. | Insufferable idiot plays game badly, eventually wins (by way of watching walkthrough) | 3:49:08 | Walkthrough | Just Cause
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| 8. | infuriating and yet intriguing | 3:47:33 | | Cloudpunk
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| 9. | When one forgets basics meanders happen | 3:35:04 | | Overlord II
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| 10. | Most forgettable title for regretably dismissed RPG | 3:31:28 | | Shadows: Awakening
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| 11. | Slow burner builkder of civilisaion | 3:31:06 | | Humankind
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| 12. | Absurd amounts of player based failure, but incredibly intrusive mission design | 3:30:46 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 13. | Downtown, plague and cults... what a night for this player cluts! | 3:29:41 | | Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
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| 14. | significantly MORE than dozen minutes spent playing this "indie" game | 3:26:11 | | Twelve Minutes
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| 15. | Corporate Carnage, restart with umbrage | 3:20:56 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 16. | Science, violence and (player) incompetence | 3:19:38 | | Journey to the Savage Planet
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| 17. | Nadaig Frasamen Dead, Coup d’État Defeated, Diplomatic Disaster | GreedFall | 3:19:24 | | GreedFall
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| 18. | getting lost in a game, but no in sense of immersion just being completly baffled by directions | 3:16:15 | | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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| 19. | Hauntings and unmemorable dauntings of plyer doing dumb things | 3:15:44 | | Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
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| 20. | shite saboteur plays sad sabotage game with little bit of sultry | 3:15:26 | Let's Play | The Saboteur
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| 21. | Mediocre attempt at remaking movie game, this one hindered by its seemingly mobile devices orgin | 3:13:16 | |
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| 22. | Cannons, Crustals, crappy cowardly player | 3:10:24 | | Grim Dawn
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| 23. | Grabbing creature, Davey Glute's mag boots and offcourse using sweazy to make play eassy | 3:08:51 | | High On Life
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| 24. | dragonic dreams, dreary crime scenes | 3:08:51 | | Dragon Age: Origins
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| 25. | Atrocious design choices robing player of any and all agency | 3:08:33 | | Dying Light
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| 26. | Orignal lack of Orgin | 3:08:16 | | Dragon Age: Origins
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| 27. | Crash curse, catastrophic leash of a story and annoyance galore | 3:07:40 | | Divinity II
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| 28. | tied up in bad rolls, bad calls and bad place | 3:07:35 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 29. | Tri-hour train tycoon | 3:06:42 | | Railroad Tycoon II
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| 30. | Bordering on lands of fantasia | 3:06:30 | | Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
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| 31. | Robotic police work | 3:05:20 | | RoboCop: Rogue City
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| 32. | so much gold and yet my build can not hold | 3:05:08 | | Diablo
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| 33. | Atrocious run of bad luck, such is the way with Rockay crimelife | 3:03:20 | | Crime Boss: Rockay City
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| 34. | Brutal begingin of Borg bumper mission | 3:03:07 | | Star Trek: Armada
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| 35. | true tropicans try and try untill the day they die | 3:02:19 | | Tropico 6
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| 36. | Inept player, legendary campaign | 3:00:45 | |
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| 37. | mudding hard, watchpoint far apart | 3:00:44 | | MudRunner
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| 38. | another vile player, another vile deed | 3:00:24 | | Overlord II
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| 39. | From gunrange through grime and River's getting off at apartment Japantown | 2:59:45 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 40. | unveiling of the true nature of this undead beast | 2:59:37 | | Dying Light
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| 41. | Face the space and got put in my place | 2:59:02 | | Rebel Galaxy
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| 42. | Gorey visitation to faithfull aspirational zone | 2:58:28 | | Wasteland 2
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| 43. | ship shaping, base making wierdo bums about for nearly 3 hours | 2:54:47 | | No Man's Sky
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| 44. | Whiped and wrecked failing tech | 2:52:49 | |
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| 45. | Darknes plays, and yet Jedi is the one who betrays | 2:52:20 | Let's Play | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 46. | RCT's Aqua Park | 2:51:56 | |
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| 47. | Long shot | 2:51:47 | | Hitman 2
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| 48. | Shax's necromancy, descent into spectacular frozen Whirpool | 2:51:38 | |
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| 49. | Pirate at sea, conqering cities | 2:51:10 | | King of Seas
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| 50. | for dead they are quite lively... and often damage sponges | 2:48:47 | |
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| 51. | from vault thirteen to the Hub a broken moron's journey across much of the waste | 2:48:34 | | Fallout
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| 52. | Collective finale but there will be encore | 2:48:03 | | Star Trek: Armada
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| 53. | Sinking economy, sailing salavation | 2:47:33 | | Anno 1404
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| 54. | somewhat stealthy smeghead | 2:47:32 | | Dishonored
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| 55. | Post4l explorer Tuesday part III, western (prison, cop station) | 2:47:25 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
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| 56. | benign undedventures, lost ventures | 2:47:13 | | Divinity II
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| 57. | how not to play open world, or maybe design them | 2:46:32 | | Just Cause
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| 58. | Elf hunt, cofusion and barely a conclusion | 2:46:14 | | Overlord II
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| 59. | New companion and lateral progression overall | 2:43:20 | | Wasteland 2
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| 60. | Idle fidle with numbers as treat or kibble | 2:42:41 | |
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| 61. | incompetent player rumbs the whole robbery scene wrong way in rockay | 2:42:19 | |
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| 62. | End of the council of covenant, scourge of the flood | 2:42:12 | | The Council
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| 63. | Fear and frustration than building forrest plantation | 2:42:07 | | SpellForce: The Order of Dawn
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| 64. | Sthrad the host, and me dying like a wuss everywhere | 2:41:53 | |
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| 65. | Small Sand's people's snippet, strange simplicity of space race | 2:40:40 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 66. | Last at least partialy serious attempt at making saints row game | 2:40:37 | | Saints Row IV
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| 67. | green world? no it will be blue one when i am done, get your snorkels! | 2:40:13 | | Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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| 68. | Ascension cut short, short of eternity | 2:39:29 | | Empire Earth II
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| 69. | Prancing about, boxing about, setting plans for clouds a piece of Jefferson's story. | 2:37:25 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 70. | interfere with Inefere | 2:36:45 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 71. | convoluted city, claandestine cliques, petty politics | 2:36:26 | | Steelrising
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| 72. | Restless isles, lost and conffused | 2:36:17 | |
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| 73. | playing, claying and disobeying | 2:36:03 | | Mafia III
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| 74. | slow confused play barely making any progress | 2:35:53 | |
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| 75. | incompetent idiot fo a playet fails toe ven follow walkthrough | 2:34:36 | Walkthrough | Planescape: Torment
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| 76. | Hellish battle with butcher and brutal levels of player incompetence | 2:34:13 | |
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| 77. | orwell aint well, and eventually fell | 2:32:42 | | Orwell
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| 78. | twists and turns 70s burn | 2:31:44 | | Driver: Parallel Lines
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| 79. | Intricate policies, idiot's fallacies | 2:31:32 | | GreedFall
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| 80. | Green minions, arachnid tower, human nuisance - being evil is easy being good at it aint | 2:30:45 | | Overlord II
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| 81. | Seconday stronghold, salty seabed, slow grind | 2:30:27 | | Mad Max
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| 82. | INsulting story, intriguing setting | 2:30:21 | |
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| 83. | Panam, Claire, Judy and most importantly Delmain | 2:30:18 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 84. | Halcyon Hellen's murdercase final part | 2:30:12 | | The Outer Worlds
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| 85. | Hellfire and player is dire | 2:29:08 | | Diablo
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| 86. | Cars, trucks, carnage and Vito's new domain | 2:28:04 | | Mafia III
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| 87. | Miel Avest crisis, into the Bloom | 2:27:24 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 88. | Dramatic visions, determined yet ultimatley derailing player attempts | 2:27:24 | | Steelrising
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| 89. | Nuggetting the whole civilisation builder idea | 2:27:07 | | The Universim
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| 90. | Treasons, superstition and Thélème expedition | 2:27:06 | | GreedFall
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| 91. | Decking Deckers, random BS afterwards | 2:27:04 | |
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| 92. | Hastings would be horified of how heanous of a criminal i am | 2:27:02 | |
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| 93. | Severe incompetence in player, questionable interaction with others, | 2:26:58 | |
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| 94. | Rivers and chippin' in, random side stuff creeping in | 2:26:52 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 95. | world braketh by its ascendance, future colourful yet dark in its technologic dependence | 2:26:48 | |
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| 96. | CEO Calavera to Captain calavera through bizzare series of events | 2:26:27 | | Grim Fandango Remastered
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| 97. | lost in wasteland, unreliable death hand and irradiated sand | 2:26:23 | | Wasteland 2
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| 98. | misserable moronic missdeeds of madman murder of meat (undead) | 2:25:46 | | Dying Light
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| 99. | Tedious player, exciting cars | 2:25:12 | | Forza Horizon 4
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| 100. | Devline'd keg | 2:25:09 | | The Saboteur
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