| 1. | nothing ever happens, and I wonder...Turn and turn around and all that i can see:an empty territory | 5:07:56 | | Civilization III
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| 2. | Luck over Skill? 4 Hours of Pain in Rockay City's Warehouse Hell | 4:33:16 | |
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| 3. | Wacky Warren brutal omen | 4:30:01 | |
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| 4. | Botany Breakers | 3:56:04 | | RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic
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| 5. | Insufferable idiot plays game badly, eventually wins (by way of watching walkthrough) | 3:49:08 | Walkthrough | Just Cause
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| 6. | infuriating and yet intriguing | 3:47:33 | | Cloudpunk
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| 7. | Absurd amounts of player based failure, but incredibly intrusive mission design | 3:30:46 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 8. | significantly MORE than dozen minutes spent playing this "indie" game | 3:26:11 | | Twelve Minutes
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| 9. | Nadaig Frasamen Dead, Coup d’État Defeated, Diplomatic Disaster | GreedFall | 3:19:24 | | GreedFall
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| 10. | getting lost in a game, but no in sense of immersion just being completly baffled by directions | 3:16:15 | | The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
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| 11. | Hauntings and unmemorable dauntings of plyer doing dumb things | 3:15:44 | | Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
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| 12. | Mediocre attempt at remaking movie game, this one hindered by its seemingly mobile devices orgin | 3:13:16 | |
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| 13. | Atrocious design choices robing player of any and all agency | 3:08:33 | | Dying Light
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| 14. | Orignal lack of Orgin | 3:08:16 | | Dragon Age: Origins
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| 15. | Crash curse, catastrophic leash of a story and annoyance galore | 3:07:40 | | Divinity II
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| 16. | tied up in bad rolls, bad calls and bad place | 3:07:35 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 17. | Tri-hour train tycoon | 3:06:42 | | Railroad Tycoon II
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| 18. | Robotic police work | 3:05:20 | | RoboCop: Rogue City
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| 19. | Atrocious run of bad luck, such is the way with Rockay crimelife | 3:03:20 | | Crime Boss: Rockay City
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| 20. | true tropicans try and try untill the day they die | 3:02:19 | | Tropico 6
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| 21. | Inept player, legendary campaign | 3:00:45 | |
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| 22. | mudding hard, watchpoint far apart | 3:00:44 | | MudRunner
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| 23. | another vile player, another vile deed | 3:00:24 | | Overlord II
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| 24. | From gunrange through grime and River's getting off at apartment Japantown | 2:59:45 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 25. | unveiling of the true nature of this undead beast | 2:59:37 | | Dying Light
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| 26. | ship shaping, base making wierdo bums about for nearly 3 hours | 2:54:47 | | No Man's Sky
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| 27. | Darknes plays, and yet Jedi is the one who betrays | 2:52:20 | Let's Play | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 28. | RCT's Aqua Park | 2:51:56 | |
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| 29. | Long shot | 2:51:47 | | Hitman 2
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| 30. | Shax's necromancy, descent into spectacular frozen Whirpool | 2:51:38 | |
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| 31. | for dead they are quite lively... and often damage sponges | 2:48:47 | |
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| 32. | Sinking economy, sailing salavation | 2:47:33 | | Anno 1404
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| 33. | somewhat stealthy smeghead | 2:47:32 | | Dishonored
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| 34. | Post4l explorer Tuesday part III, western (prison, cop station) | 2:47:25 | | Postal 4: No Regerts
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| 35. | how not to play open world, or maybe design them | 2:46:32 | | Just Cause
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| 36. | Elf hunt, cofusion and barely a conclusion | 2:46:14 | | Overlord II
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| 37. | New companion and lateral progression overall | 2:43:20 | | Wasteland 2
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| 38. | Idle fidle with numbers as treat or kibble | 2:42:41 | |
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| 39. | incompetent player rumbs the whole robbery scene wrong way in rockay | 2:42:19 | |
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| 40. | End of the council of covenant, scourge of the flood | 2:42:12 | | The Council
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| 41. | Fear and frustration than building forrest plantation | 2:42:07 | | SpellForce: The Order of Dawn
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| 42. | Sthrad the host, and me dying like a wuss everywhere | 2:41:53 | |
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| 43. | Last at least partialy serious attempt at making saints row game | 2:40:37 | | Saints Row IV
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| 44. | green world? no it will be blue one when i am done, get your snorkels! | 2:40:13 | | Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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| 45. | Ascension cut short, short of eternity | 2:39:29 | | Empire Earth II
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| 46. | Prancing about, boxing about, setting plans for clouds a piece of Jefferson's story. | 2:37:25 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 47. | interfere with Inefere | 2:36:45 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 48. | Restless isles, lost and conffused | 2:36:17 | |
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| 49. | playing, claying and disobeying | 2:36:03 | | Mafia III
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| 50. | slow confused play barely making any progress | 2:35:53 | |
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| 51. | incompetent idiot fo a playet fails toe ven follow walkthrough | 2:34:36 | Walkthrough | Planescape: Torment
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| 52. | Hellish battle with butcher and brutal levels of player incompetence | 2:34:13 | |
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| 53. | orwell aint well, and eventually fell | 2:32:42 | | Orwell
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| 54. | twists and turns 70s burn | 2:31:44 | | Driver: Parallel Lines
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| 55. | Intricate policies, idiot's fallacies | 2:31:32 | | GreedFall
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| 56. | Green minions, arachnid tower, human nuisance - being evil is easy being good at it aint | 2:30:45 | | Overlord II
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| 57. | Seconday stronghold, salty seabed, slow grind | 2:30:27 | | Mad Max
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| 58. | INsulting story, intriguing setting | 2:30:21 | |
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| 59. | Panam, Claire, Judy and most importantly Delmain | 2:30:18 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 60. | Halcyon Hellen's murdercase final part | 2:30:12 | | The Outer Worlds
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| 61. | Hellfire and player is dire | 2:29:08 | | Diablo
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| 62. | Cars, trucks, carnage and Vito's new domain | 2:28:04 | | Mafia III
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| 63. | Miel Avest crisis, into the Bloom | 2:27:24 | | Torment: Tides of Numenera
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| 64. | Dramatic visions, determined yet ultimatley derailing player attempts | 2:27:24 | | Steelrising
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| 65. | Nuggetting the whole civilisation builder idea | 2:27:07 | | The Universim
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| 66. | Decking Deckers, random BS afterwards | 2:27:04 | |
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| 67. | Hastings would be horified of how heanous of a criminal i am | 2:27:02 | |
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| 68. | Rivers and chippin' in, random side stuff creeping in | 2:26:52 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 69. | lost in wasteland, unreliable death hand and irradiated sand | 2:26:23 | | Wasteland 2
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| 70. | Tedious player, exciting cars | 2:25:12 | | Forza Horizon 4
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| 71. | Outpaced, outraced and outraged | 2:24:51 | |
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| 72. | Spedition expedition amidst lake of methodic maddness | 2:24:36 | |
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| 73. | Taking downtown, breaking French Ward's supply chains | 2:24:34 | | Mafia III
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| 74. | strange life, stranger dive into arfull walking simulator | 2:24:27 | | Walking Simulator
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| 75. | Strain train transporting goods | 2:24:23 | | Transport Fever 2
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| 76. | Right so we are couple years late but on track yes? | 2:23:02 | | Terminator: Resistance
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| 77. | Dragging my dragon dredges into war and into trenches | 2:22:33 | | Divinity: Dragon Commander
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| 78. | Drugs and fire, labs gone dire | 2:22:04 | | Blacksad: Under the Skin
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| 79. | Not too stealthy not too clever and definitively not polished player | 2:21:59 | | Dishonored
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| 80. | My chemical apocalypse | 2:20:57 | | Fallout
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| 81. | Claire's triumph, questionable bug's Panam's problems | 2:20:41 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 82. | Structures of sad stupid soul spiralling into suffering | 2:20:07 | | No Man's Sky
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| 83. | simple space games stupid space player | 2:19:45 | |
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| 84. | Waaagh of Gorgutz, spiky boys die | 2:19:39 | | Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
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| 85. | Shifters and shifting characters around | 2:19:36 | |
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| 86. | feuds, bots, wildlife. Confused by even starlight | 2:19:14 | | Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
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| 87. | worst sniper player doing mediocre sniper game | 2:18:50 | | Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2
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| 88. | Chicken Chaser, in shadow of Jack | 2:18:48 | | Fable Anniversary
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| 89. | Missmanaging trucks for 2 hours | 2:17:44 | |
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| 90. | Failure, missery and crime | 2:17:12 | |
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| 91. | Awfull chain yanking, no player choice avalable to be making .( | 2:16:33 | | The Dark Eye: Demonicon
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| 92. | Sands of Failure, Prince of trust issues | 2:16:08 | | Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
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| 93. | i am useless swordsman, Jerusalem's fallen humanitarian | 2:15:59 | | Assassin's Creed
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| 94. | Miserable moron messes up mundane sabotages | 2:15:32 | |
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| 95. | Occult's fool, beaten by enemie's tidal wave | 2:15:25 | | Grim Dawn
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| 96. | Desperatley trying to pull away from game's infuriating path | 2:15:23 | | GreedFall
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| 97. | dead needn't fret as i go down like a stale bread | 2:15:08 | | Dying Light
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| 98. | Cleric and Theif | 2:14:52 | |
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| 99. | strange bugs, killing thugs | 2:14:48 | | Mafia III
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| 100. | Overdone underthought housing project | 2:14:23 | | House Flipper
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