| 1. | When You First Meet Mr. X | 3,207 | | Resident Evil 2
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| 2. | Dutch Voice Crack | 620 | | Red Dead Redemption 2
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| 3. | That discount bin Arkham game | 88 | | Batman: Arkham Origins
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| 4. | Laughing our way through nostalgic garbage | 35 | |
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| 5. | The OG Racoon Rizzler | 27 | | Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus
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| 6. | Man Begun had us BatChesting | 26 | | Batman Begins
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| 7. | Splinter Cell still slaps in 2023 | 26 | | Splinter Cell
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| 8. | Until Dank | 27 | | Until Dawn
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| 9. | Miles Morales: Exaggerated Swagger Edition | 24 | | Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
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| 10. | Scorn left us shooketh | 24 | | Scorn
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| 11. | The Last of Us scarred us for life | 23 | | The Last of Us
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| 12. | Resident Evil 7 is absolute lunacy | 21 | | Resident Evil 7
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| 13. | Doom Eternal mentally challenged us | 30 | | Doom Eternal
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| 14. | Dead Space went TOO FAR | 20 | | Dead Space
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| 15. | LA Noire except we cheat on our wife | 29 | | L.A. Noire
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| 16. | Resident Evil 6 lowered our IQs | 20 | | Resident Evil 6
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| 17. | Resident Evil 7 refuses to chill | 20 | | Resident Evil 7
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| 18. | XIII is still bae 20 years later | 19 | | XIII
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| 19. | Signalis scratches that PS1 survival horror itch | 26 | | Silent Hill
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| 20. | Unsharted 3 | 24 | | Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
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| 21. | Dead Space 2 is a Superfantastic Blockbuster Sequel | 18 | | Dead Space 2
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| 22. | Arkham City except Batman hospitalizes everyone | 18 | | The Batman
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| 23. | METAL GEEEAR?!?! | 17 | | Metal Gear Solid
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| 24. | Oblivion: Criminal Scum Edition | 16 | | The Elder Scrolls Online
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| 25. | The Last of Us 2 is actually good?! | 16 | | The Last of Us Part II
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| 26. | Resident Evil 5 is a boulder punching good time | 16 | | Resident Evil 5
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| 27. | It's Probin' Time in Destroy All Humans! | 15 | | Destroy All Humans!
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| 28. | The most UNHINGED Resident Evil game | 32 | |
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| 29. | Devil May Cry filled our dark souls with light | 15 | | Devil May Cry
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| 30. | We tried to enjoy Kingdom Come: Deliverance | 14 | | Kingdom Come: Deliverance
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| 31. | Doom 3 blind playthrough... literally | 12 | | Doom 3
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| 32. | Chaos Theory is unintentionally HILARIOUS | 21 | Review | Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
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| 33. | No one told us that Arkham Knight is incredible | 13 | | Batman: Arkham Knight
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| 34. | Dead Space 3 truly is something else | 13 | Review | Dead Space 3
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| 35. | INSIDE is disturbing... yet also endearing | 15 | | Inside
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| 36. | Control is a sick power fantasy | 12 | | Alan Wake
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| 37. | No one told us Sniper Elite is a comedy game | 13 | Walkthrough | Sniper Elite 5
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| 38. | Heavy Rain is so bad it's good | 17 | | Heavy Rain
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| 39. | The BEST Batman game | 619 | | The Batman
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| 40. | Far Cry 6 had us in the first half ngl | 14 | | Far Cry 6
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| 41. | Stray but it's mostly cat puns | 12 | | Stray
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| 42. | Freedom Fighters makes us pine for 2003 | 12 | | Freedom Fighters
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| 43. | The Wolfenstein gigachad experience | 29 | | Wolfenstein: The New Order
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| 44. | Mr. X *Tips Fedora* In Resident Evil 2 Remake | 12 | | Resident Evil 2
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| 45. | Pandora Tomorrow is bizARRe | 11 | |
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| 46. | What Cuphead does to grown ass men | 11 | | Cuphead
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| 47. | Bioshock is a thinking man's game | 11 | | BioShock
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| 48. | L.A. Noire except we can't read the room | 21 | | L.A. Noire
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| 49. | Mad Max is the holy grail of sleeper hits | 11 | | Mad Max
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| 50. | The Bear-Man Chronicles | Red Dead Redemption 2 | 10 | | Red Dead Redemption 2
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| 51. | Devil May Cry 3 is a serious game | 10 | | Devil May Cry 3
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| 52. | ＶＩＢＩＮ in Deus Ex: Human Revolution | 10 | Review | Deus Ex: Human Revolution
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| 53. | Batman TERRORIZES Arkham Asylum | 11 | | Batman: Arkham Asylum
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| 54. | Metal Gear Stupid 2 | 18 | | Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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| 55. | Devil May Cry 2 gave us brain damage | 10 | | Devil May Cry 2
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| 56. | Office Space Simulator | 10 | | Say No! More
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| 57. | Metro 2033? More like MEH-tro 2010 | 14 | | Metro: Redux
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| 58. | Elden Ring but it's mostly suffering | 10 | | Elden Ring
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| 59. | Halo 2 is outrageously good | 9 | | Halo 2
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| 60. | Hitman games are ridiculously fun | 9 | | Hitman
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| 61. | You either die a hero or... | 9 | | Mad Max
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| 62. | Halo except Master Chief doesn't show his ass | 9 | | Halo: The Master Chief Collection
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| 63. | We beat Only Up! but at what cost | 10 | |
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| 64. | Resident Evil 4 was our childhood | 9 | | Resident Evil 4
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| 65. | Before Kratos was Dad of Boi... | 10 | | God of War
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| 66. | The new Robocop game made us RoboCOOM | 15 | | RoboCop: Rogue City
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| 67. | We Tried Playing Nioh... | 8 | Let's Play | Nioh
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| 68. | Resident Evil 4 Remake is absolutely BONKERS! | 8 | | Resident Evil 4
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| 69. | Haha demon go boom in DOOM | 11 | | Doom Eternal
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| 70. | En Garde! is a game to truly saber | 9 | |
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| 71. | Resident Evil 3: Nemesimp | 8 | | Resident Evil 3
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| 72. | GOD OF MALD 2 | 8 | | God of War II
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| 73. | Resident Evil Zero but we try to hide the pain | 7 | | Resident Evil Zero
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| 74. | GOD OF SOY 3 | 12 | | God of War III
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| 75. | Uncharted 1: Drake's Awkward Phase | 8 | | Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
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| 76. | Bioshock 2 but we're terrible father figures | 7 | | BioShock 2
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| 77. | Resident Evil Village is the best kind of dumb | 6 | | Resident Evil Village
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| 78. | Mirror's Edge: Fractured Ankles Edition | 14 | | Mirror's Edge
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| 79. | Blasphemous is depraved but so are we | 10 | | Blasphemous
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| 80. | Spider-Man 2 is something else | 11 | | Spider-Man 2
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| 81. | Uncharted 2 is wackier than we expected | 6 | Walkthrough | Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
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| 82. | AVP 2000 made us poop a little | 5 | | Aliens Versus Predator
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| 83. | Blood Dragon increased our T levels | 4 | | Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
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