All Star Racing - Sony PlayStation (2002)
0Wait....2002? This barely qualifies as retro...and it had a sequel?? What is going on with these shovelware people. It actually makes me laugh a bit that if you go to Wiki, you click on Mud Duck Productions and it sends you to ZeniMax. So much about that is funny, but I digress.
It's...OK, hear me out...not nearly as bad as it looks like it's going to be. It's bad, just not unplayable garbage bad. It's playable, but in the most basic of ways. The graphics aren't awful, but again...2002. I'm also not sure that Kung Fu Games' logo should show up before a racing game launches, because I did get confused for a sec. The presentation is non existent, every race leads to a game over, and did I see that this isn't even multiplayer? Dang. And the noise...
And do you think Midas was in on the joke when they named themselves?