Amazing Oral?? Licking Your Phone To Learn how to Give Women Better Head - Lick This App For 30 Days
3Amazing Oral?? Licking Your Phone To Learn how to Give Women Better Head - Lick This App For 30 Days
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The website "Bad Girls Bible" surveyed a thousand women and found that almost ninety-one percent of women love receiving the good old oral. The tongue-lashing experience is one that only nine percent of women find unwanted. That's a pretty high number… although I'm sure a survey of guys who want it would be a hundred percent. Despite the high demand, fifty-five percent of women say that bad technique leaves an unsatisfied experience. My dudes… we have to do better than that. But there really isn't a way to learn how to go downtown. I guess I will watch an unrelated clip by… comedian Bill Maher…
[Show Bill Maher App]
Ha, that's funny, but that made me wonder. Does this app really teach you how to give unforgettable oral pleasure, or is it another prank like putting your phone in the microwave to charge it? My Whole house blew up the cause of that. Well, why not have a fat guy try and see if you can learn how to dine at the Y better with thirty days of doing LickThisApp.com. Roll that Intro.
[Intro]
LickthisApp.com is a website of three simple games that get your tongue in action. You have the Up'n Down game that requires you to flick a light switch. Probably one of the best moves. It teaches you to be honest. After that is the circle's challenge by winding a pencil sharpener. Lastly, you have freestyle, where you go around to tongue this beachball. It's like a Wii mini-game collection of eating vagina. Probably the most virgin thing I have ever said. You get a counter on the bottom for your tongue reps during each game. Going to the site on your computer screen just tells you to get your ass on the phone. So with my iPhone 12 on hand, it's time to get a licking.
Let's begin with my impeccable scientific research. Of course, you need to go through the five steps of the scientific method. I have a science degree, so I am allowed to have these experiences. It's a computer science degree which makes me a code monkey, but it's science, dammit. Based on the survey and watching videos online, my observation is that guys suck dick at eating pussy. What assholes… am I correct, ladies.
My hypothesis is that LickthisApp.com will make me a better chef at Furburgers restaurant by increasing the duration and heat of my mouth oven. Now time for the experiment. I recorded the timing of a session with my Fiancé and asked her to rate it out of ten. Then, I will do each of these mini-games for a minute and a half each day for thirty days in a row. Well… almost thirty days. I take off every sixth as custom for my videos. Gives me some time to actually leave this dungeon of an office. After the thirty days, I wait two days and give it a go-to to see how long I last and the rating. The experiment outline let's begin.
First off, for all you perverts watching… no, I did not record any interactions. You all are disgusting. Also, I am almost three hundred pounds, so if you want to try and see me do it, imagine Snorlax eating papaya…. It's basically the same thing. I lasted for three minutes and fifty-eight seconds during our first session before the old tongue craps came in. That was no switching out for fingers or anything that was pure mouth to kitty action. God, this video will get delisted the minute it gets posted. She gave me an eight out of ten which… I am going being honest. It was too high of a ranking. I would be giving myself a five, but hey… the experiment is based on her words.
Here is me on day one, licking my phone. I put a plastic bag around it since you should always use protection. I look like a pale Shrek eating his last meal with that slouch. I tried to keep my head still for all of the challenges and let my tongue do the work. Taking off my phone case and putting on the bag was just the foreplay for going to tongue town. If you are wondering, using the plastic sandwich bag did not cause any issues with the site reading the touch screen. It also helped me from getting germs on my phone or in my mouth. That's why dental dams are important.
My main issue with the site is apparent from the footage shown next to me. As you can see, there is this white border on the site. Licking this will hit the back button or flick you over to another tab. That happened to me constantly when trying to do this challenge, which ruined my count. The application was initially pushed out in 2014, and I don't think it's been updated. The website assumes you use an older iPhone 4 or 5, so the screen size is off. If you are using an iPhone 13 mini, then I assume you won't have any issues. Otherwise, you will experience these technical issues. The site developer, clubsexytime.com, worked on other apps, such as the booty shake app.
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