Burnout Paradise has one of the best Racing Game Open Worlds ever (And other facts that make me old)

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Published on January 28, 2024 10:00:15 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUrALqsorcs

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Burnout Paradise Remastered (2018)

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I am old. My knees creak, I reminisce about a past that was never there - but thankfully I am not so degrading as to watch nostalgia bait content. I instead just make it for others.

Also it does not escape me that I speak down on Ubisoft and their bad games as well as gross mistreatment of employees, yet speak highly of an EA series, whose development studio are possibly just as bad. Of course, Criterion is it's own studio that happens to be owned by EA - maybe things are different? Who is to say, all I know is AAA publishing is likely not a pleasant place to be in the video game industry!

No one who reads my book ends up seething: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08DRX9NDH/?coliid=I2GVXC4T71YRVJ&colid=3G3F4LDNMI5BY&psc=0&ref_=cm_sw_r_apann_lstpd_JA4VA779VTDMWMA2SRZK&language=en_US

0:00 Warholcels cope and seethe
2:56 Burnout is Paradise
5:58 Midnight Club Fans are never Quiet
6:43 Exploration has MEANING
8:17 Stunt runs are not for the blind
9:13 No Wasted Space
10:16 You have to learn Paradise
12:40 I am old
13:13 BIG S U R F
14:28 Counterpoint to a counterpoint
15:48 My time is not wasted
16:50 NFS MW 2012 is bad (real)
18:10 The Future of Burnout
21:35 The goat

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