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I've tried many times to get into real-life NASCAR, but the thing is, I just don't enjoy it. Sure I might have learned as much about NASCAR in a year that most die-hard fans of it learn in their entire lives, but I still can't bring myself to wanting to watch it full-time, especially with how it is now, with the horrible system called the "Playoffs", and "Mickey Mouse" drivers being handed everything to them from more deserving people. 2020 was the worst of it, but I felt like basing this on 2016. Even if JIMMAY has several valid Championships, this one was 100% a Mickey Title, and nothing can deny that.

Script:

"The Final Race of the 2016 Piston Cup Season, with the Playoffs System implemented a few years prior, sees four cars eligible to win the Title. Chick Hicks and M'Fast "Funky" Fong fought long and hard to get here. Lightning McQueen got in because Plot Armor. And then there's Conrad Camber... He only locked himself in through a series of undeserved Mickey Mouse wins. Conrad never showed any form of talent whatsoever. The race played out as expected, with Chick and Fong fighting hard, Lightning DNFing on Lap 1, and Conrad so far back it's laughable. But with around 15 laps to go, Chick in the lead, fighting off some Lap Traffic, and Fong some distance behind in 2nd, when it looked as if Chick was going to win it all, backmarker Lee Jr had minor problems, and for the sake of "Entertainment", they pulled a totally unnecessary Caution. On the Restart, Fong was now right behind Chick, ready to pass him. Chick tried to block, but in the process, he wrecked both himself and Fong. Both were DNF'd, and with only one contender still standing... Conrad Camber had won the Championship. To no one's surprise, he got booed without end and pelted with beer cans. Even his sponsors and the Media didn't want to promote him as a true Champion, but they had no choice but to. Let's just say it was a really bad day to be a fan of the sport."

Yes, I hate JIMMAY. I left that note in the video to be sure nobody went off the assumption that I actually somehow liked him.

And yeah, I get the timeline inconsistencies, but does anything about my Chick Hicks Dies Memes ever make sense?