Chick Hicks dies in the Crucifixion of Barry Christ.mp3

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I felt like making something more original than "Chick Hicks Dies for your Sins", and considering we already have an actual Jesus in the form of Barry Christ, I quickly came up with this.

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"After The Last Supper, Barry Christ was taken out for his Crucifixion, which Chick Hicks and Hollister would carry out. Barry tried to talk the others out of it, but the Prophets Doc Hudson and El Machismo had none of it. Even his own Gang wouldn't buy into anything. His loving wife, Sayori, couldn't do anything but watch in horror as her husband was nailed up. However, Barry would get one final laugh, as while nailing him up, Chick Hicks accidentally mis-swing his hammer, and smashed his own skull, and then fell off the Cross to his death. But Hollister would still finish Barry off. The only good thing that happened to Chick, was at least the Bible wouldn't credit him for what he did, while Hollister would forever live in infamy of having Crucified Jesus."