Game:

General Chaos (1993)

Duration: 10:08

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My cousins used to have this game many years ago; we used to play it, then hurriedly turn it off and play some Streets Of Rage instead. I recently saw it in a box, just doing nothing (as it has for the last 10 or so years). The cartridge is one of those stupid EA carts with the useless yellow tab on the side.

Anyway, as far as playing the game is concerned? Well, it just goes on... and on... and on...

This one is really fucking odd, and it's not all that much fun no matter how drunk you get. The controls are fine, they respond well and without delay, but other than telling your squad of goons where to go and when to shoot, you really don't have a say in the matter. They'll just unload in any direction they feel like until an enemy runs into them, or they themselves get blown up.

Unless of course you pick the Commando unit, in which case you're just horribly outnumbered. And that's really not something you want, regardless of having full control over the two idiots.

The game's not total shit. It's definitely playable (at least to the minimum requirement), but I really can't find anything that warrants playing for an extended amount of time. It's just too bland with too little to do. The music is crap (except for during combat where there isn't even any music, just bad sound effects), the characters are all grossly deformed (especially the two 'advisors', creepy fucking attempts at drawing women), and then there's that fucking SCUFFLE MODE!

The AI, when losing, just randomly pulls a gun and shoots your guy.

Fuck this, I am going to go eat a block of cheese.