Ebenezer Scrooge

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Published on January 5, 2020 10:39:39 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpjPDPIOqpo

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Ebenezer Scroggie, a banker from Edinburgh who won a catering contract for King George IV's visit to Scotland. Right well this version he’s American, AH, not reading this one telling it, okay so Ebenezer Scrooge, he’s a rich guy, maybe a banker, has a nice house, definitely past mid life and that’s when he is visited by four Ladies, Eris Nimue Amaterasu and Iblis, and they ask him which of him is the prettiest which he replies “No Thank you” they than pull out their swords Durandal, Excalibur, Kusangi, and Zilqifar, but Ebenezer takes this as a threat, they’re saying “take our swords Ebenezer” but Ebenezer runs out of his house screaming for the authorities saying their were four ladies with swords in his home, after describing the experience he incites a witch hunt, while the US government specially assigns Icahbob Crane to the investigation who has a history of debunking supernatural claims and a knack for finding rational explantions, then Van Helsing shows up in the middle of the investigation saying “The vatican sent me” Shutting the door quickly behind him, “Did these ladies have fangs?” Right well wanted to move on already, but like yeah vampires come after Scrooge and Van Helsing protects him, and Icabob deduces he must have slipped both of them a hallucinogen and submitted both of us to hypnotic suggestion, and Scrooge get's involve with everything going on getting approached by the Grim Reaper, but founding Skull and Bones, and initiating a persecution of psychics in america, and this is all made up of course Back to Ebenezer for a second, the vampires witches and stuff obviously were scared by Ebenezer's story because the 4 magic swords were kept top secret because those beings had never seen more persecution by anyone than those who wielded magic swords, even the Grim Reaper in one of his trips through time on an alternate timeline was defeated by Jimmu who wielded Kusanagi, and that's where shinigami come from in the poem because Jimmu got his Scythe As wrong and stupid as this unbreakable scene is the ending of Tom Sawyer shaking hands with a psychometric Sherlock Holmes and him seeing children painting a fence white won't be forgotten