[Helldivers 2] Trying to Save Claorell One Hellbomb at a Time

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Published on July 22, 2025 4:30:12 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILmYwtgHxA

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Helldivers (2015)

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Intro Briefing by Galactic War:    • Of Automatons and Mega Cities — Helldivers...  
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I don't even know why I keep dropping. We chased the Illuminate for intel. We were told it would help us fight the Automatons. We were told this was important. What did we get? Jack shit. No progress on Gaellivare. No headway on Claorell. Just another glowing meat grinder, where we threw our bodies at the front while Arrowhead laughed and fed us another broken Warbond and said, “Oopsie, our bad, here’s some armor and a plasma gun that doesn’t work.” And what did the rest of the Helldivers do? 10,000 of them went to Achird III to go kill level 3 bugs. No Major Order. No strategic value. Just vibes and flamethrowers. Claorell’s gonna fall. DSS cooldowns are ruined. Gaellivare finally got liberated, but only after the devs flicked a switch that actually let us make progress. Do you understand how insane that is? WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO WIN THIS. The Major Order was lost before we even got our boots muddy. We just didn’t know it yet. And now? Now half the community’s in denial, kissing the devs' feet like Stockholm Syndrome set in overnight. “It’s supposed to be this hard! This is the war experience! This is peak Helldivers!” Shut the fuck up. It’s broken. It's unfun. It’s unfair. You want the real Helldivers experience? Try holding a planet for 48 hours while the other half of your faction is busy LARPing in bug country, your gear doesn’t work, and the only reinforcements you get are shouting “GLORY TO SUPER EARTH” before immediately getting incinerated.

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