[Helldivers 2] Defending Turing Like It's My Search History
Intro Briefing by The Galactic War: • To Pierce The Gloom — Helldivers 2 briefin...
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Turing’s falling apart. The bugs are in the air vents. The spores are in the cafeteria. The scientists are screaming something about “critical data integrity” and “please stop calling that Hellbomb a data wipe.” But I’m still here, planting turrets like browser extensions and deleting hives like cookies—because if Turing goes down, so does everything they know about me. This isn’t just a final stand. It’s a panic click on Incognito Mode with a flamethrower. I’m defending this research station as if my entire search history were stored on its servers. And if the Terminids want access? They can pry it from my cold, irradiated, barely-human hands. Cross 200 meters of open terrain, half-blind from spores, while a Bile Titan screams your name from behind a rock.