Huge Sucker of a Snail
0At first, I thought this was a small snake, but it turned out to be a huge sucker of a snail, going down the road like it just didn't care. Cars? Busses? Motorcycles? Hah! This snail laughs at danger. He lives life on the edge.
You can believe there's a lot of slime in this thug of a slug. It's so slimy and sticky you'd need special tools to pry it off the ground. Not that you'd want to do that - he could probably kick your ass if it came to that.
Not only is he a big and fat son of a bitch, he's also, by snail standards, lightning fast. No other snail can catch up to the big daddy. He disappears into the grass like he had never been there in the first place, leaving behind only a trail of slime. Such is the majesty of this king of snails!
A video of the snail in action. Rock on!