Mining Diamonds (Night) - A Minecraft Parody of Famous Prophets by Car Seat Headret
198Instrumental by julia m: https://youtu.be/Rj7-KphQEww
Lyrics from my notepad:
apologies to future steves and noobs
but i can't help minin with the moon
the hissing of the mobs hurt my ears
in my years, ive never played with anyone quite like you
birch wood at my front door
from when we destroyed the forest floor
they meant, the ores i mined for you
but now im building, now it's gone
these blocky hands will never touch yours again
but i remember you
you had a skin
you had capes, a house and a username
stuck in a world, stuck in a mine
stuck in one world, stuck in one mine
for the rest of your time
this is the point of the game
why did notch make redstone to hurt my head
making little shocks sprout from the tip of my brainstem
and glitch noises come out from my earholes
my brain was fried and im not ready for next time
(wouldnt it be nice if we could play minecraft?)
(wouldnt it be nice if we could play terraria?)
(wouldnt it be nice if we could play total miner?)
(wouldnt it be nice if we could play castleminer z?)
microsoft was powerful and inevitable
i fell in love with notch as he crushed his noteriety to death
we gotta mine ores
ALEX
ALEX
don't get to impressed
you might mine at night
don't die a hardcore death
cuz i love yo the best
dont you fall right down
the ravine in the middle of town
you know i hate your frown
for three transgressions of notch
and for four, i will never mine at night again
for three transgressions of cain
and for four, i will never mine at night again
i mined ores until you saw me
i mined ores until you saw me
you mined ores all day with me
you mined ores all day with me
for sending me an xbox live party invite
for making me buy castle crashers
for falling down so far
youll never have feather falling again
why did we start mining in the first place
why did we start mining in the first place
why why why why
he said "mine down and find a ravine,
in the ravine follow the lava
until you reach a player built structure
made of cobblestone
inside that structure through double birch wood doors
was a sign reading 4 words and 2 names
adventurers guild pit stop
Ultra and EvilAssassin
but that world is cast into fire
a nonexistant silence,
everlasting in eternal deletedness
so descend into caves
if the mineshaft has foresaken you
put the torches on the spawner
i never liked coal anyways
or play a different game
something to help what youre going through
and if our friendship breaks
you'l find out what it is that's replaced you
and when that skype call breaks
i wouldn't miss it for the world
call it connection, call it ping
the same thing happens when you lose it
did i tell you what my internet plan was
did i tell you what my internet plan was
did i tell you
did they tell me
what happened to me
my
steve
we dont mine
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ooooooooooooooooooooo