Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door VS Ethan (Race 133)

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Published on February 6, 2024 11:24:44 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRsTr1WfEs

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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004)

Duration: 8:09:45

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whEN WILL PEOPLE START FUCKING LISTENING TO ME?
I told him, repeatedly, this would be an awful race. Didn't listen. He has the game memorized, literally, not an exaggeration it is perhaps his favorite thing in this world, he didnt listen. HE HAS THE FUCKING TATTLE LOG MEMORIZED, THE TATTLE FUCKING LOG, MEMORIZED, THIS FUCKING THING https://papermario.fandom.com/wiki/Tattle_Log_Database
HE HAS THAT ENTIRE LIST MEMORIZED AND HE STILL REFUSED TO LISTEN. You know what though? I like spending time with my friend, he gives himself some bullshit handicaps he also has memorized and knows to min/max whatever the fuck that even means, so ima indulge him and we sit there for eight hours and play through it. HE THEN REALIZES THIS HAS BEEN A WILDLY UNFAIR RACE AND FUCKING DEBATES, DEBATES WITH HIMSELF, whether or not to use the mercy rule on me so we dont have to continue watching him play ttyd while I trod along in the background waiting for him to finish. This sullen motherfucker, this gloomy fucking goober, this bitch of a buffoon, this god damn distressed dumbASS THEN IS SAD about the entire race. I hate this dude man

Anyway, completely stacked race, pretty boring, and to top it off my game was constantly crashing, his recording corrupted less than an hour in, and I wasted eight of hours of my life indulging a man who was depressed he was indulged in. Overall, it was a sunday.

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