Pokemon Blazed Glazed Nuzlocke Ep. 3: That's Not Welsh At All!!!
4I would never judge a woman purely on the size of her body parts... I'm a doofy asshole but not that much of a doofy asshole...
That being said... Upper A - Lower B really is just the way to go, anything less than that is still fine, it's just not my first choice. Above that... still totally fine... just... I mean... there's just so much going on there. What does someone even do with all that. Don't get me wrong, if that's your particular brand of cookie that's fine by me. Y'all enjoy your selves with your double-fudge mega melt giant cookies... I'm a chocolate chip, or oatmeal raisin man myself, simple... refined... effective.
Alright now that I've both destroyed any hope of friendship with both the Welsh and those who are more well endowed... Who's left and wants cookies!? =D
But also on like a legitimately serious note, I have noticed I'm weirdly more open in videos than I am in just actual conversation. Not long ago I was asked what my "Type" was... I shut down and shut up like I was late on a cable bill. And yet here I sit... casually typing/speaking on my preference in tits... My mind works in very strange and nonsensical ways. I think it's because doing this feels more like I'm just spouting shit out into the ether, where as in a normal conversation with a friend, I'm worried that I'll say something to ruin said friendship or relationship or what have you. It's an interesting thing to think about... Hmm... Anyway I guess this has been "Your Philosophical Moment With Shannon L. Shook" Tune in next time when we discuss the meaning of life.... oh and probably preferred dick size... I mean hey... equality and all that right?
Hey, hi, ho and howdy Pokémon Masters, breeders (phrasing) and other assorted professions of this wonderful world of pocket monsters! Like... nurses... and officers.... I hope you have a bunch of identical cousins because those are mandatory for such a position.....................ANYWAY, I've gone off topic, the point I was trying to make before I so rudely interrupted my own damn self was, POKEMON BLAZED GLAZED NUZLOCKE!! That's right folks, due to the world being a douche and stomping on all my dreams we are taking yet another step into the wonderful world of Pokémon. This time one of the most beloved fan games! Join me and what ever critters I happen tot have stuffed into baaaallllss on our adventure through the Tunod Region!
The Nuzlocke rules we follow here are:
1: If a pokemon on the squaa faints at any point it is considered dead and unusable. (They will be placed in a box approprietly, never to be seen again)
2. We are only allowed to catch a single pokemon from each route or city, and only the first that we encounter, unless it is a pokemon we have already caught OR is apart of that evolutionary line.
3. All pokemon must be nicknames... but really who wouldn't do that anyway. A monster... that's who!
4: Shiny Pokémon are an extremely rare exception to the rules of a Nuzlocke, if one is encountered it is allowed to be caught because fuck you that's a shiny and I'd be mental to not catch the damn thing.
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INTRO: Guzma's Theme Remix by Kamex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pfXK2mGn1Y
OUTRO: "Pokémon OR/AS - Decisive Battle! Vs. Lorekeeper Zinnia - Remix"
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