Pokemon Blazed Glazed Nuzlocke Ep. 5: The Angel Of Death
3Oink Oink motha' fucka'!
I'll be sleuthin' yuh odors!
You ready to get Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?
"ALL THESE AND MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE KEVIN BACON REFERENCES AND QUOTE CAN BE YOURS TO OWN FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF A LIKE AND SUBSCRIPTION..."
Wait no, where are you going? Guys? GUYS? COME BACK! God damnit Kevin, look what ya did. You scared them off with your salesmanship. We don't do that bullshit here, no here we talk about sexual things for no reason what so ever and..... nah really now that I think about it. That's all we do here.... God damnit Kevin.
This is why I named him after Kevin Bacon and not after you.... that and the bacon thing... whatever, point is.... GET BACK IN YOUR HOLE KEVIN YOU FUCK!
...........................................Now that that's out of the way....you guys like orgies or...?
Hey, hi, ho and howdy Pokémon Masters, breeders (phrasing) and other assorted professions of this wonderful world of pocket monsters! Like... nurses... and officers.... I hope you have a bunch of identical cousins because those are mandatory for such a position.....................ANYWAY, I've gone off topic, the point I was trying to make before I so rudely interrupted my own damn self was, POKEMON BLAZED GLAZED NUZLOCKE!! That's right folks, due to the world being a douche and stomping on all my dreams we are taking yet another step into the wonderful world of Pokémon. This time one of the most beloved fan games! Join me and what ever critters I happen tot have stuffed into baaaallllss on our adventure through the Tunod Region!
The Nuzlocke rules we follow here are:
1: If a pokemon on the squaa faints at any point it is considered dead and unusable. (They will be placed in a box approprietly, never to be seen again)
2. We are only allowed to catch a single pokemon from each route or city, and only the first that we encounter, unless it is a pokemon we have already caught OR is apart of that evolutionary line.
3. All pokemon must be nicknames... but really who wouldn't do that anyway. A monster... that's who!
4: Shiny Pokémon are an extremely rare exception to the rules of a Nuzlocke, if one is encountered it is allowed to be caught because fuck you that's a shiny and I'd be mental to not catch the damn thing.
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INTRO: Guzma's Theme Remix by Kamex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pfXK2mGn1Y
OUTRO: "Pokémon OR/AS - Decisive Battle! Vs. Lorekeeper Zinnia - Remix"
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