Pokemon Blazed Glazed Nuzlocke Ep. 4: Charge!! (Gym Leader Sparky Battle)
2"You know what I call that Victory?"
"Shocking?"
"No... well earned. What you said is stupid"
"Why are you doing this?"
"You and I were going to change the world remember? We were destined to light the fires of revolution! Consider this.. the spark!"
And other assorted RWBY quotes that pertain to electric shock and or the word spark because the guy we fight this episode is named Sparky....... and I love RWBY. So........
Yeah this whole description is just pointless let's change that.
So, to fix that... What is your go to part of the female anatomy? (Of course this is leaning towards women because I'm a fan of women. As a straight guy... That's just like... My opinion man. (fuck... now I want to watch the Big Lebowski again.............man)) You know what I'm saying? Like... some people would classify themselves as... an ass man.... a boobs and or tits and or a more appropriete clinical term man... some people have a thing for eyes. Others... like.... their ankles? I guess... I mean someone has to have that fetish right? That's like... their achelies heel? (Get it.. foot joke.... also kind of a RWBY joke in a way- Oh now I've made myself sad again... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!??) For me.... it's kinda weird, I know. I told a friend of mine this and they looked at me very confused. One of the most attractive parts of the female body to me... is the like... stomach region. Does that make anysense. Like, theres a way girls mid region can be shaped that just super fucking attractive to me for some reason. Like, it's why I kind of have a thing for belly shirts, you know the kind of tee shirt that shows off more than an actual non bullshit shirt shows of? It's one of those things I feel a little reluctant to mention, not only because it's not the first thing I think most guys (or ladies who like ladies because ladies is best...ladies) think about. But also because, what I'm refering to generally tends to be noticable or a thing when refering to more in shape/thin people. Which as a fuckin fat guy (not like really fat, but still far to unattractive to fucking say anything) is kind of... hypocritcal? Maybe... don't know if that's quite the word to describe it but it does kind of feel semi accurate. I don't know what it is, it's a very questionable thing. But I'll be damned if I'm not just all about it.......
Now that I've confused, sickened and most assuredly disturbed my entire audience... I'ma go watch RWBY again and never again think about or acknowledge this topic ever again as long as I remain on this earth... I'm rewatching one of the episodes where Yang is wearing that belly shirt that I like so.... FUCK!
Hey, hi, ho and howdy Pokémon Masters, breeders (phrasing) and other assorted professions of this wonderful world of pocket monsters! Like... nurses... and officers.... I hope you have a bunch of identical cousins because those are mandatory for such a position.....................ANYWAY, I've gone off topic, the point I was trying to make before I so rudely interrupted my own damn self was, POKEMON BLAZED GLAZED NUZLOCKE!! That's right folks, due to the world being a douche and stomping on all my dreams we are taking yet another step into the wonderful world of Pokémon. This time one of the most beloved fan games! Join me and what ever critters I happen tot have stuffed into baaaallllss on our adventure through the Tunod Region!
The Nuzlocke rules we follow here are:
1: If a pokemon on the squaa faints at any point it is considered dead and unusable. (They will be placed in a box approprietly, never to be seen again)
2. We are only allowed to catch a single pokemon from each route or city, and only the first that we encounter, unless it is a pokemon we have already caught OR is apart of that evolutionary line.
3. All pokemon must be nicknamed... but really who wouldn't do that anyway. A monster... that's who!
4: Shiny Pokémon are an extremely rare exception to the rules of a Nuzlocke, if one is encountered it is allowed to be caught because fuck you that's a shiny and I'd be mental to not catch the damn thing.
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