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Oh wow, where to begin?

Well, I'm drunk, so there's a good a start as any. This one handles like a shopping trolley with no wheels. As you can tell from my first attempt, the controls aren't exactly good. The punch attack is useless. You're completely immobile during the attack and for a while after, and you can't mash the button and punch the fuck out of anything approaching.

Christ, you can't even turn around during a punch.

So that leaves me with the kick. Although it's not until the second attempt that I manage to get anywhere at all. And even then, it's still nowhere worth shouting about, because I'm still shit at it.

But then it's a shit game, so what else is there to expect?