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Space Quest I (1986)

Duration: 14:12

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Nathaniel plays and talks his way through Space Quest 0: Replicated, a fan-made PC prequel to the Space Quest series of comedic adventure games. Part 1 of 8.

In this part, we learn about a planet with a dying sun, warring aliens, and a CLONE ARMY that pretty much mean the entire universe is coming to an end. Then we learn that clueless space janitor Roger Wilco will be the one to save the day, which pretty much means the entire universe is coming to an end.

Our hero (by accident, not by choice) emerges from one of his trademark on-the-job broom closet naps to find that one of his fellow crewmen aboard the Xenon (or possibly Labion) Orbital Station 10 has been killed. Roger's investigative instincts immediately kick in, and he proceeds to hide in the closet, where he discovers a crowbar.

Following the obligatory sweep of the room, Roger locates a keycard that grants him access to an elevator. He emerges from the elevator to find that ALL of his fellow crewmen have been killed, most likely by a member or members of a rebellion known as R.A.L.P.H. (which is appropriate, given the gruesome, pixelated carnage all over the hallways--blech).

Thanks to Roger's corpse-searching aptitude (that's a phrase I hope never to write again), a microchip is found that will restore power to the escape pods, allowing both Roger and a mysterious BLUE ALIEN to flee the space station before I abuse my commentary privileges and make more horrendous Star Trek puns. Our video concludes in a climactic battle between Roger and the escape pod's controls, driven by my total refusal and inability to spend more than three seconds reading the instructions on how to fly the stupid thing.

Probability of something exploding: High.

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