Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Classic Mode - Sora (DLC)
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Doing Sora's Classic mode run.
(All Kingdom Heart spoilers are just implied and do not refer to endgame spoilers for any entry.)
"What is HE doing here?!" Viridi asked, looking very disgusted at the sight of Hades (Nintendo variant) among them, who looked very happy to be in the cast. Sora, for his part, felt nothing good about Hades, mostly because it was rather obvious anyone would feel that way when looking at a being whose skin was all darkness with otherworldly garments. You understand, right?
"The higher ups - not implying I am their slave or anything - decided to bring me back because, other than my amazing intellectual mind to bring about more death and destruction, I happen to be a really good commentator," Hades boasted.
"...Well, I can't argue with that part," Palutena said, earning some looks from the rest. "What? He has an intellectual mind." They looked a bit horrified, making her giggle.
"Ouch much?" Hades said, pouting.
"So, um," Sora began, unsure of what to make of the gods that probably were related to the gods he knew. "Why'd you ask me to come here?"
"I told you to run," Chris whispered, clearly annoyed. "You did not run. Now you suffer."
"Huh?" Sora tilted his head.
"Oh, pardon my manners, Sora boy!" Hades said, opening his arms. "My name is Hades, Lord of the Underworld. A pleasure to meet what I imagine is another kid into fighting darkness."
"H-Hades?!" Sora quickly crouched and materialized his Keyblade. "Are you disguising as someone else to do your dirty tricks again while Hercules isn't around?!"
Hades put his hands up defensively as Chris tried to calm Sora down. "Hey, hey! What's with the sudden hostility? I just said my name. I haven't rained death upon a dog yet!" he said. Suddenly, he grunted. "Oh, please tell me I wasn't brought in just for some weird mistaken identity joke with this kid."
"Yup," Palutena and Viridi said, with the latter snickering.
"Ugh. Figures," he said, scratching his flame-like hair. "Oh, who cares. I'm here and I plan to do my part for this section."
"Think again!" Sora said, standing closer to Hades, which should tell you that Chris failed to calm him down (Chris: Hey, I did my best!). "I don't need to call Hercules to teach you a lesson!" Hades looked away to sigh and roll his eyes before he flicked his index finger into Sora's forehead, pushing him down to the floor. "Uah!"
"Oh, sure, that certainly didn't look familiar," Chris muttered, as Sora stood back up to grunt at Hades.
"I'm not about to do ANY kind of evil thing due to legal restraints and I'm not whoever that other Hades you know, Sora boy, now would you PLEASE let me have my section before I become forgotten in whatever Dark Pit they toss me back into?" Hades asked.
"Clever," Palutena said.
"Ugh, you think," Viridi said.
Sora folded his arms to think. "...Fine, I guess you can...talk to me, I guess," he said.
"Riveting!" Hades exclaimed. "Now, let's talk about your Classic Mode route, which is...light beating the darkness." He rolled his eyes. "Oh, like we all haven't heard that one before."
"H-hey, that's my job," Sora countered.
"Yeah, and so do some others in the crew before you got in," Palutena said. "In fact, I'm the boss of one of said others doing that job. Do you have a boss?"
Sora looked up. "Well...I guess...you could say King Mickey."
Everyone else looked around, scared that Sora may have said too much with the name. "Okay, how come the ground hasn't been ruptured with lawsuits yet?" Viridi asked.
"Huh?" Sora said, confused.
"I guess the term isn't really that good enough for copyright infringement? Maybe as long as we don't say the full name," Chris said.
"What?"
Palutena ruffled Sora's spiky hair. "Oh, don't worry. You just keep answering your evil lord of darkness' questions," she said. Sora could only grunt in confusion.
"Right, that's me," Hades said. "So! Sora! Ra! What do you think about darkness? And please don't say it's fat or anything."
"Oh, darkness... It's... I haven't had a lot of good experiences with it," Sora explained. "It's always a bad thing when it shows up, y'know? I've suffered a lot because of it."
"That's just the powers that be that make darkness very unappealing," Hades argued. "Why, in the darkness, no one can see you do aaanything. It's fun!"
Sora grimaced. "Yeah, but, not the kind of darkness I've dealt with. It's gotten so bad that I get a bit scared about anything related to it, but...that's okay!" he said with a cheery smile. "I know I can pull through just fine with Dona-!"
"Ah-ah-ah!" Palutena quickly covered Sora's mouth. "Sorry, but we can't let you say more than that."
"I don't think the name is trademarked," Chris said.
"Yeah, but if he happens to add that goofy-looking dog into the mix, it's grounds for a lawsuit," Palutena said. Then she grinned and looked at the reader. "See what I did there? A word can't be trademarked but you still know who I meant."
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