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Content warning for rape mention and bad taste in general.
A game by David Niemeyer, released May 2004. Download it here: https://kliktopia.org/details/darla.html

One man's quest to reclaim his big beautiful woman, and the ne'er-do-wells he has to fight off of her. Using the Mario Lost His Boots engine for something a bit more straight-forward, retaining the melee attack and and making the collect-a-thon aspect less mandatory, unless you want the good ending. (there's no lives so game overs aren't an issue, but Taco Coins are not saved by using a password)

The final boss is broken unless you disable MIDIs -- modern versions of Windows take two seconds to load MIDIs, meaning David doesn't get thrust to the side and instead spawns on top of Darla and is instantly killed.