The Saints' Letters to Santa - Saints Row IV: Re-Elected

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Published on February 20, 2020 7:00:07 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4FsWVS5Ar4

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This video wraps up all of the How the Saints Saved Christmas content, and what better a way to do it than to find out what the Saints each want Santa to put under their tree?

Well, I gotta say that these pretty much all seem in character. Pierce's were hilarious, especially that last (and most important) item. Kinzie's made me feel concern, especially with the leather harness and swing. Do I even wanna know? Asha once again showing a duty-bound one-track mind, but I like that about her, and more shots at Pierce are always funny.

CID's were... pretty much what I expected. They started off tame and reasonable, leading me to wonder why I thought they'd be questionable and/or lewd, and then they came. I'm sure I know EXACTLY which rooms he wants to spy on, and who- I mean WHAT the lube is for.

Johnny's were also predictable. His letter was short and to the point, and loaded with almost as many weapons as he is. Like The Boss, the dude's a one-man army. Wasn't expecting the hair gel, but I'm not gonna say I was surprised. That is so an early 80s hairstyle, and it definitely works for him.

I read Ben's letter as if he was giving one of his speeches, because that's really how it seems constructed. He makes a good figurehead. I could've seen him as the president of the US too. Had no idea he baked, though. Very wholesome dude. Guess the priest look is more than just for show.

Shaundi's letter touched my heart. Shows a lot of maturity and it's nice to see her embracing her younger self. That girl's still in there, somewhere. If current Shaundi could combine her smarts and competence with the mellow attitude of young Shaundi, she'd be basically the whole package. Perhaps in Saints Row V...

Before I even clicked on Matt's, I knew it would have a HEAVY amount to do with Nyteblade and other nerd stuff. If it wasn't obvious about his character already, it was even more obvious to me because I'm a nerd like him. That cheeky "And one of everything Kinzie wants as well" got me hard. Of course he'd say that just to piss her off, but also he knows how to use the tech too, and he knew Kinzie would ask for lots of it.

Keith's was... um... Well, I was hoping he'd stick around a bit longer. Does he only exist as the VP, or is he an actual Saint? Either way, he'll probably be playing someone else in the next Saints game, if there is one.

Finally, The Boss. Her letter was the best out of all of them, and the most surprising. It was both uncharacteristically selfless of her, but also fitting for showing her she looks after her crew. And, as subtle as it might be, the way she worded each entry shows just how deeply she knows every one of her crew too - like she knew what each one was asking for (especially CID and Asha).

The pony though... Is that what The Boss always asks for, or does it change depending on gender? Because that's definitely a girl thing.

Just goes to show that The Boss actually has a big heart afterall. Almost as big as her boo...k collection. Yeah...

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