Game:

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018)

Duration: 2:04

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I used this artist's picture of Daisy https://www.deviantart.com/mast3r-rainb0w/art/MM-M-L-RPG-Style-Daisy-IT-S-A-MIRACLE-690502773

Wario: "Waluigi, did you vote for Sleepy Joe in the 2020 election?"

Waluigi: "Of course I did. I couldn't stand the thought of another four years of that orange buffoon in the White House."

Wario: "You mean the greatest President in history? Donald Trump was a true leader who put America first."

Waluigi: "Are you serious? Trump was a disaster. He was a racist, a liar, and a complete idiot."

Wario: "Oh yeah? Well, at least he didn't smell like old mushrooms like Joe Biden does."

Waluigi: "What are you even talking about? That's not even a real argument."

Wario: "It is too! Joe Biden smells like he's been sleeping in a pile of rotten vegetables."

Waluigi: "That's ridiculous. And even if it were true, it has nothing to do with his ability to be President."

Wario: "Well, at least Trump didn't need a teleprompter to speak in public like Biden does. He spoke straight from the heart."

Waluigi: "No, he spoke straight from his mouth, which was always spewing lies and hate speech."

Wario: "Oh yeah? Well, at least he wasn't a puppet of the radical left like Biden is. Biden will turn America into a socialist country."

Waluigi: "That's a ridiculous conspiracy theory. Biden is a moderate who wants to bring the country together and make progress for all Americans."

Princess Daisy: "Hey guys, what's going on?"

Wario: "Daisy, did you vote for Trump or Biden in the election?"

Princess Daisy: "Oh, I didn't vote for either of them. I'm actually a monarchist."

Waluigi: "A what?"

Wario: "You mean you want a king or queen to rule over us?"

Princess Daisy: "Well, not necessarily me, but I do think a monarchy could be a good form of government."

Waluigi: "That's insane! Monarchies are outdated and oppressive. We need democracy and freedom."

Wario: "Yeah, who wants to bow down to some king or queen? I'm the king of my own castle, thank you very much."

Princess Daisy: "Well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But can we please just enjoy a game of tennis now?"

Waluigi: "Sure, let's do that. Maybe we can convince Wario to give up his dreams of being king and just focus on hitting some balls."

Wario: "Hey, I'm a great tennis player! And who needs a king when you have a ruler like me on the court?"

Princess Daisy: "I think we'll just stick to playing tennis, Wario."

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