Bioshock explained poorly
3Script (Story was cut because spoilers): Bioshock is a video game where you explore the depths of an oceanic city, worn down after years of war, minds of the citizens rotted down to a husk of nothing, large fathers committing child trafficking, and then there is you. But that raises questions like "who build t his place?" "am I dead?" and my personal favorite "how the fuck did he survive that!?" Actually I am going to answer the last one right now, I don't know. Well I am going to answer the other two and more, this is Bioshock explained poorly.
The gameplay is like other first person shooters, but is less linear and has a new mechanic called Plasmids. They basically act as a secondary attack or a war tool, allowing you to break reality and mold it to perfection. Shock people with Electric Bolt. Burn sinners alive with Incinerate. Take anything as a weapon with Telekinesis. Anything is possible, except for the following: [7 years later] those aren't possible, but hey at least you have bees.
The graphics aged, well enough. Every enemy has a distinct shape and can easily be recognized. The big daddies are heavily armored to tell the player to fuck off. The splicers are discarded husks to tell the player to end their misery.
And that was Bioshock, I hope you enjoyed, I sure did. I am doing Borderlands next. Bye.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
1:20 - Gameplay
1:58 - Story
6:43 - Graphics
7:00 - Outro
Tags: #bioshock #explained #comedy
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