Borderlands explained poorly
5Script: Borderlands is a Action Roleplaying game where the player is a mercenary for the Atlas corporation on a dead planet and is looking for an achiest vault. But this makes you question things like "Why are we doing this job?" "How much does it pay" and "Is vault tec behind this whole game as a promotional tool for Fallout 76?"
All of that and more will be answered, this is Borderlands Explained poorly.
The gameplay is a First Person Shooter with Roleplaying elements scattered here and there such as side quests, equipible gear, skill trees and others. It is also known for being the first "Looter shooter" as it's insane loot is the main selling point on the box. This isn't true as the main selling point was that the game was a "Roleplaying Shooter" (Am not kidding)
The story is actually more simple than the fnaf story, so let me explain, officer...
The story is told by a guy named Marcus, Marcus is nice and sells you the funny thing that makes the head disappear like your father figure. I will refer from using the silly word that will 100% get me striked then banned. Marcus is unaware of your true intentions, you aren't here to look for a vault, you're here clear some pipes for a man named Scooter. [Yes, everything you knew was a lie.] Anyways you meet Angle and Cl4ptrap. They are ultimately just roadblocks and will make it harder for you to clear Scooters pipes. You then meet a doctor, your doctor. He is not as nice as Marcus but will be your slave as long as you have the money to pay him for said slavery. Then you meat TK baha, again like Angle he is just a roadblock from you and Scooter. You do his tasks and meet back with the doctor. The doctor then sends you to kill a big boi. He dies then you go to a car boi. He dies then you see scooter. He doesn't know the pipes are clogged yet so you kill some time along with the local pedestrians. Then he realizes he fucked up and tells you his pipes are unclogged. You unclog them. The end. But not really. You still have to do that thing for Angle because if you don't that will be rude. You have to get the lost tentacle hentai that her parents don't need to know about. She needs you to meet someone named Tannis. You get a key because that is the key to the lost tentacle hentai. Then you get another because that was the wrong key. Then another key. This key is the right one. Then kill some guy cause she told you to. You then see the tentacles. It wasn't hentai. You leave disappointed. Not because there was nothing useful in Angles hentai vault. But because Scooter's pipes were once again clogged.
The graphics are very graphical with cell shading technology no one should have gotten their hands on.
And that was Borderlands. Very gamer. I will do Fnaf 4 next. Bye.
Timestamps:
0:00 - bujiow4gjr
1:02 - Intro
1:29 - Gameplay
1:54 - Story
3:52 - Graphics
3:59 - Outro
Tags: #borderlands #comedy #explained
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