Doom explained poorly
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Doom is a first person shooter along the likes of Quake, in which it is a arcade like video game where the goal is to kill as many enemies as possible while taking as little damage as possible (So a first person shooter)
But that comes with questions, like "How do I jump?" "Why should I play this game?" and the most frequently asked question "Why is that demon frozen?"
I will be explaining all of that and more, this is Doom explained poorly.
The gameplay of Doom is very simple, shoot the enemy until it dies.
Doom starts off on a strong start, with you smacking a person for seeing you naked. You then put on clothing but you're still quite angy, so you use your pistol to smack more people 6 feet under. Then Sammy decides to attempt to calm you down, you deny his advancements and you cock your shotgun. You get a grenade and a grenade. Then you calm down and push a button calmly.
The second level has you meet Olivia for the first time, she isn't very nice and attempts to lock you out. After some struggles you unlock yourself in and she escapes. We'll get em next time. Then you calmly walk over to a Sammy, take his red ball and leave.
Level 3 has you see a bunch of lava and acquire a plasma rifle.
Level 4 has you get a rocket launcher and break Sammy's stuff. Why are you doing this, against his wishes might I add? Well, because you think it's funny.
Level 5 has you walk over to Olivia and tell her to stop being a bitch. She refuses and walks into a self die beam. You follow her as you have nothing else to do.
Level 6 has you in hell. You escape hell because that is not a nice place to be.
Level 7 has you tell Sammy that Olivia fucking died, and he responds, telling you to meet him in his office.
Level 8 has you meet him for the 9th time. He tells you to go get a big fucking gun.
Level 9 has you get the big fucking gun. Such power. After doing that you meet a cyber demon. No not this, but this. And this boi is spooky. You kill him but he has determination, so he necromances himself and goes for a round 2. He dies again.
Level 10 has you go back to hell because no one told you not to.
Level 11 has you see the icon of sin. This upsets you so you go grab a sword thingy, uh, this sword thingy turns out to be guarded by this. Once you kill it, it decides to multiply but that isn't going to stop you from playing a very funny play.
Level 12 has you kill VEGA because they have an anti-suicide policy. I hope I don't get age restricted for this.
Level 13 has you kill [THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER]
The graphics are kinda fucking spooky. But that can be blamed on the fact that I have the brightness on low. Every demon is very easy to understand "Yes this thing wants me dead"
I like the graphics.
And that was Doom. That was a very fun game. Ignor the bugs. I will do Superhot next. Bye bye.
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:42 - Gameplay
0:53 - Story
3:28 - Graphics
3:44 - Outro
Tags: #comedy #doom #doom2016
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