DON'T BUY THIS ZOOMER MALARKEY! A Funny Need for Speed Unbound Micro-Review (Half a Conversation)
5A funny Need for Speed Unbound Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript:Need for Speed getting with it if it is scribbling all over your car and using too many TikTok filters.
Weird story that is probably tailor made for an audience who grew up watching the latter day Fast and the Furious series whereas us cultured folk who indulge in cinematic masterpieces that is the classic Fast and the Furious movies probably won’t understand because we’re already too old for whatever fuck the language is these darn kids are speaking. Also crazy cops that are barely worth engaging with who just makes you want to drive slowly and abide by traffic laws. Also, also, you get paid even if you don’t win the race so in conclusion only for shithead zoomers who preach safe driving and enjoys participation trophies.