DON'T BUY THIS DEPRESSING GAME! A Funny Dwarf Fortress Micro-Review
24A funny Dwarf Fortress Review for Steam in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Apparently, this came highly recommended; but I am a determined asshole ready to bring down the mood for the holidays so what the fuck is this?
It looks like my computer broke down and—oh it has pretty pixel art now, well gameplay is still shit. All you do is nurture a digital society that—My dwarfs! Why is everything on fire? Well, roguelike or not there’s got to be a way to sustain my created civilization. I’ve concluded it’s impossible. We’re doomed. In the end, we’re all dwarfs and no matter how many of us labor for the betterment of society, it’s still all going to come crashing down because thousands of years of history and culture is no match for humanity’s inherent greed inevitably leading to entropy, decay and trolls bashing down our doors. Nothing matters because nothing lasts. Might as well kill yourself now to beat the queue. Merry Christmas everyone.
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