Game:

Doom II: Hell on Earth (1994)

Duration: 6:47

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This map is Jewish.

I ain't fucking joking either, the central area of this map is one oversized 'Star Of David', with a bunch more of them sat outside doing nothing nothing but be filled with slime.

Wait... slime? Oh you antisemitic motherfucker...

Not that I actually give a shit about any of that nonsense. This map could be laid out in any way, it'd still suck. Boxing everything into tiny triangular rooms and not giving any real freedom to go places without falling into radioactive spaceman's piss or needing a key first. The fact it literally throws every weapon and an entire shipment of Megaarmour vests at you makes the adventure laughably easy too.

As for the ending?

Oh for fuck's sake. You're going to just hand over Invulnerability while I'm armed with a BFG9000, just for me to deal with one Cyberdemon?

Pfft, that didn't last long.

Still. It's not a D! feature. And at least the texturing here isn't completely and utterly shit. Lazy without any alignment, yes. But none of that mid-texture-over-a-mandatory-pathway fuckery.

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