Hahaha: Engineers

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Published on October 2, 2020 3:06:18 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc_WUhO5bYE

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Most of the time we say that do not hate the player, hate the game. But not this time around. You see, I admit engineers do a couple cool things like changing the entire world as we know it, but the fact is that they are super depressed because they do not accomplish the goals of their innate mind in the pursuit of accomplishing the goals of humanity. Now there are different types of engineers ranging from tough civil and mechanical down to the software bois, but we will cover that in some other episode since this episode is dedicated to the general pain. There are a lot of things which engineers struggle for, such as getting a job, [silence], (getting a girl if you are an Asian). Now don’t get me wrong, apart from the fact that this species spends most of their teens and 20s living off of noodles & marijuana, once in a while some outliers do pop up. (Eating food that costs over 1$). There are a lot of people who really take the side approach to this race of the rats and start companies (Elon Musk) which seem impossible and instead of giving up due to outer and inner mental pressure they take that pressure, put a rocket nozzle on it and blast their cars into outer space. You don’t have to invent car farts to be proven super genius, just working a good 9-5 job and feeding your family is enough to have a good lifestyle. While most parents think that’s the case, every engineer thinks he should start a start-up working 16 hours a day, don’t have a family before 35, and drink coffee without heating it for a lifestyle. You see, most people would look at this glass and go: it’s either half full or half empty. Now if you have seen the memes you might think the engineer will say it’s full of the air & water or the glass is twice the size it needs to be, what would actually happen is he would fill it with alcohol and call it a day. Now while you are a female and you like engineering, being an engineer doesn’t sound bad at all, if you live outside America you will spend less time studying and more time blocking your own classmates from constantly asking you for a date up until you need help from him for the 79th assignment this month. Don’t even get me started on the tuition fee, colleges charge you so much money even though every single thing they will ever teach is available for free on YouTube. But the fact that you pay so much money that you even have to take a debt, knowing that you won’t understand anything from the lectures and will end up learning from YouTube anyways. While most of you who are starting your engineering courses now are dreaming of your dream job at your dream place with your dream salary and dream wife, the artificial intelligence developers are thinking: how do I destroy this man’s life so elegantly that he thinks that the technology became that much more superior that it can do his job faster, cheaper and more efficiently than him, although the entire company is going bankrupt after the same robots kill all humans. But I have good news too. Although it seems ridiculous that in the age of memory sticks and drives where you can store an arbitrary amount of data perfectly, you still have to remember formulas which have been already used to their fullest by the world and is of no use by now, the good news is that one of those many people we talked earlier is also creating a brain chip and has said that by the end of this decade you won’t need to remember anything as it will be stored on the cloud. The only problem then will be that if its iCloud then your entire college debt will be shifted to apple.