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Japanese School Life (2016)

Duration: 31:18

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Japanese School Life is taking way more episodes than I imagined... here is a long one. ;D
I am pretty much done with the “New Release” portion of this game, but I needed something to fill that void this week and so it is becoming a 2… 3 parter… soon to be 4 or more. Next week will actually be a new release though, I promise. The game is getting a little better in terms of interaction and feeling as though it is building up to a relationship type dealio. Anime girls never get old really and they are just constantly changing their outfits now because of Arisa’s ADHD. It’s nice to get some variety. I am hoping that this trend continues, but it still isn’t really like fan-service type of shit where there are just tits and stuff all over the place. “… my god their thighs though.”

Brian is seeming a little less like a piece of shit, but honestly, every time I start to think he isn’t so bad he just makes it way worse. I think he is honestly having a hard time coping with the fact that anime girls don’t actually exist in real life, but then again with Arisa around she keeps on making Choco and her seem more like them to him. Which in turn leads to significantly more cringe when he acts like a fucking idiot. With all due respect to the writers/developers/whatever you do to a visual novel, they could have made him even a tinge less cringey and it would have made it a lot more enjoyable to have him being representative of you.

Arisa makes some mention of Choco liking you and you guys being a thing, I think I cut it out because fuck my viewers and their experience. Well, really because who is actually here for the storyline? Everyone just comes to watch me being bummed at how annoying Brian is and wishing that I didn’t have some weird inner demon that makes me attracted to anime girls. No one reads this shit though, so it isn’t like it matters that I admit to it in here. I could tell you all sorts of shit about my personal life in here and it would be like talking to a fucking wall. I guess in the same sense, I could actually be rubbing one out during every play session to Chiyoko and Arisa and you’d never know because it is just hidden below the camera. See, the key is sloooow strokes so that you don’t appear to be bobbing up and down in the frame. That is why visual novels only use the mouse of course; gotta get that lefty action going. Thanks, Japanese School Life.

I think the best parts of the game is over now, aside from maybe some sort of culmination of Brian and one of the anime girls. Just based off of my choices and shit thus far, I would say that he will probably end up with Chiyoko if he somehow manages to claw out of the friend zone. I guess if all else fails then he can capitalize on Arisa’s stupidity and get laid before going back to the states. Then again, she might be too dumb to actually know about sex. When it comes down to it though, I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if this game had you end up with Yoshimura-kun. That pillow fight and shit was just setting up the perfect turn for him to switch team in the end and start taking it in the ass. Or maybe it will be the other dude, the one who is “a real maniac” about his anime and manga. They’d be a match made in heaven.

As much as I joke about the shittiness of the visual novel, this has honestly not been all that bad. I mean, it is a little bit hard when I am super tired and I am not entirely sure that Japanese School Life is the visual novel for me, but I think that it is pretty easy and fun to edit and allows me to play more off of the editing than the actual gameplay and commentary. I could definitely see doing some more visual novels on my channel if people seemed to take a liking to the idea. I will just have to find some better ones… or stick with horrible ones that just use cute anime girls because the viewers and I both need our eye candy. I think that the terribleness adds a certain charm to watching and playing a visual novel though, especially when I had no idea what to expect coming in.

Thus far, nothing has beat the beach scene with the boobs. Let’s be real, but that whole Santa scene was pretty okay and stuff. I’ve always been more of an ass man anyway and the legs are just an accent to that, so we were one step closer to my territory there. That being said, why the heck didn’t we get some sick anime ass at the beach? I know boobs are the cliché anime/manga/hentai/cosplay/everything trope, but there has to be some guys like me out there who want some ass fan-service. Oh well, I will be finishing Japanese School Life sometime next week probably; we have come too far to stop now. WE HAVE TO FIND OUT BRIAN’S DESTINY.

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