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Japanese School Life (2016)

Duration: 17:54

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Welcome back to the never ending New Release Friday sponsored by Full Throttle Energy Drink, featuring Japanese School Life; the cringeiest visual novel to ever grace the world of anime and shit. The game is still killing me with the absurd amounts of history lessons, but I am trying my best to learn some stuff and take it all in stride. There is only one episode remaining after this one and although I have really enjoyed uploading this series, I am also super stoked for it to be over. We have shared some pretty sick cringes together and I appreciate the amount of support I have gotten since it started.
Now, let’s talk about the shit that you see in this episode even though you’ll just be watching it anyway. We start out meeting the wrong anime girl at Hatsumode, this was a little weird because I swear that Arisa wasn’t even involved in the scheduling of this shit, but I end up meeting her to worship some gods. Not the Otaku gods that Brian would prefer to be worshipping, but whatever he can be a shitball on his own time. While we are here though we get a sick lesson about manners and then finally Chiyoko shows up and we can get to business worshipping dem titties.
So, Brian wishes to be closer to Chiyoko again and then finds out that his future is going to be terrible. This probably means that either Choco or Brian is going to die, which is kinda sick. Well, it is mostly sick if Brian dies, because well, you know; Brian. He of course can’t accept that his reign of cringe is coming to an end and tries to find a way out or to get a new destiny. I think that even if he drew a new destiny he would still be destined for dirt though. I mean, he somehow manages to stop being beta as fuck for like one minute when he tells both of the waifus that they are attractive but immediately loses his shit and can’t handle being cool.
Japanese School Life has this awesome tendency of showing you exactly the type of person you don’t want to be, which is probably better than any of the Japanese culture that they teach you. Brian does manage to get a little bonus when Choco and Arisa make him homemade chocolate for Valentine’s Day and tell him that he has to repay the favor in a month. This is kinda weird compared to the way it is handled in the U.S., but I appreciate the fact that anime girls are giving me candy. Brian will probably have terrible intuition when it comes to buying gifts for girls, but whatever we will just hope that he doesn’t completely fuck it up. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT.
So, Brian makes the stupidest decision of his life and invites the cute waifus over to HIS place to study. I don’t know why he thought this was a good idea, but they get a good look at all of the glorious cringe in his place. Luckily, Choco is super impressed by his room which gives him a small chance of her coming back to get plowed instead of leaving and never talking to him again. Then again, maybe it is more like a train wreck, because she does seem to really want to get out of there come the end of the study session. Arisa gets poisoned by the cringe and spends most of the day reading manga. Brian also shows that his weird ass fetishes have no bounds when he gets stoked about yuri and then acts super excited about a story where a dude raises his own wife from childhood.
I am starting to run out of shit to type about since I don’t really have to review Japanese School Review anymore, this has just become a super extended series of New Release Friday and it feels kinda gross. The only reason I won’t remove the (NRF) tags from the videos is because it actually took up two separate Fridays… I might still do it though. I dunno, fuck it. See you tomorrow for a real NRF.
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