Maelle from Expedition 33 is a MINOR!
22Fictional characters aren't getting any mercy, even if they're from a game as fantastic and phenomenal as Expedition 33. Genuine GOTY contender if you ask me.
"Friendly reminder. Maelle is 16."
Okay. I'm not sure why you have to bring up her age. She's also a fictional character. She's not real. You guys can do whatever you like with her. It's not like the fictional police is going to come and arrest you.
"Don't hit me with the tired 'but she looks grown' excuse."
She doesn't even look grown to me but do go on.
"She's built like a kid, and designed with soft, youthful features."
Erm, why are you describing her like that? She's just a fictional character, not a real kid.
"Stay normal. Don't be creepy."
Yeah, I would save this advice to real people, not fictional characters.
"When the fictional character in question looks just like a real life 16yo."
Whoa! Hold on a minute. A real-life 16yo? I think you need to play more games so that you can distinguish between how game characters look and how real people look. This sounds like a "you" problem, bro, especially the way you describe it.
"You have grown ass men talking about game is game and her child bearing hips and how mature she is for her age. It's not fiction anymore, is it?"
What? It's still fiction. Just because people in real life are horny doesn't automatically make it not fiction.
"At that point, it's not just fiction anymore. It's a confession."
Confession of what? Are you seriously going to arrest people for being horny towards fictional characters? Sorry, officer. I'm guilty of lusting over Lune too much.