"Before, you needed a director, a set, a whole crew."
Yeah, it's almost like we're making a work of art or something, and you still do need all that because at least those people would look at your work-- sorry, "work" and be like "Yeah, maybe we should start making our first draft."
"Now, you just need Higgs Field."
No, we don't. We still need people with actual talent because look at this abomination of mankind. Look at how many of these director's faces were destroyed in this "Lays commercial."
Clearly, what people really need to know about Lays is that these products are coming straight out of the director's filthy mouths. What an incredibly comforting thought when you're watching the movies in the theaters, right? Go and eat whatever the director is puking. I mean that's why you go to the theaters, right? To watch whatever the directors puke this time?
"Make cinematic ads from your bedroom for $9." Yeah, I too can make puke looks like a stream of gold. That doesn't mean I'm going to serve it to people.
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