Monkey Island - The Secret of Monkey Island - Walkthrough Part 1 (All Swordfighting Insults)
102:40 - Walk to the right until you get to the Scumm Bar, open the door and head inside. Walk to the right until you get to the Important Looking Pirates. Speak with them about everything.
08:55 - Now wait for the Chef to come out of the kitchen then head through the now opened door. Pick up the Hunk of Meat and the Pot underneath the table. Head out of the door at the right to go outside. Click on the plank to the right of the Red Herring to knock the Seagull into the air. Do this a few times until the Seagull is far enough away for you to pick up the Red Herring.
10:22 - Now exit the Scumm Bar, after the cut screen walk to the left and walk to the cliffside. Head through the stone arch to the path. On the map click on the Clearing in the middle of the island.
13:06 - Ealk to the left and click on the Circus Tent. When prompted click "ahem" then agree to be fired out of the cannon. Give them the Pot to be used as a helmut. Guybrush will leave the tent with 478 pieces of eight for his trouble.
16:44 - Head back to the map and go back to the village. Walk to the right, pass the Scumm Bar and to the main street. Talk to the Men of Low Moral Fibre who are standing to the very left of the screen. Tell them you will take the copy of the minutes from the last PTA meeting for two pieces of eight.
20:55 - Now head north through the arch underneath the clock. Head into the first door on the building at the right of the screen. Pick up the Shovel and the Sword and speak with the Shopkeeper to buy both of them. Then head out of the shop.
22:55 - Walk to the left of the screen and head into the Jail at the left of the screen. Speak with the Prisoner. Leave the Jail and walk all the way to the right back to main street.
23:54 - Speak with the man with the parrot on his shouler. Say "No, but I once had a barber named Dominique" and buy the treasure map from him.
24:44 - Head through the door in the middle of the row of building on the right which is the voodoo house. Pick up the Rubber Chicken with a Pully in the middle on the table the head back out.
25:25 - Go back to the area with the Scumm Bar and walk all the way to the left to the cliffside and go to the map screen.
25:59 - Click on the House to the right of the island and talk to the Troll then give him the Red Herring. Click on the House again to get there.
27:50 - Click on the door to knock. Ask the man to train Guybrush to be better than the Sword Master. Keep saying you do have what it takes until he agrees.
33:19 - After the training head back to the map screen. You will notice pirates roaming around the island, walk into them to start an insult swordfight. Whoever gets insulted three times without having a comeback loses. You need to roam around and learn all the insults and correct replies until someone says "Wow! You're good enough to fight the Swordmaster."
All of the insults to cross off the list are as follows;
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!.
- And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
- First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
- So you got that job as janitor, after all.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
- Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
- He must have taught you everything you know.
You make me want to puke.
- You make me think somebody already did.
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
- You run THAT fast?
You fight like a dairy farmer.
- How appropriate. You fight like a cow
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
- I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
- Why, did you want to borrow one?
I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
- Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
- I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You have the manners of a beggar.
- I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
- Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
There are no words for how disgusting you are.
- Yes there are. You just never learned them.
I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
- I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
56:08 - When you have learned them all, head back to the Village and go back to the Shop where we got the Shovel and the Sword.
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